I work for a world wide security system installation and monitoring company. my territory is Western WA. My desk job entails passing along fines to you from the city you live in. Fines ($500,000+/year) from unnecessary dispatch of Police, to your home, because an alarm is going off. 9 out of 10 of these alarms, you caused, and i can see this on my computer screen. This is why you are getting the bill.

I can also hear all calls you made to my company, so, i know what you said when you tripped your alarm. Please don't lie to me and say no one was home, when in the call recording you clearly stated little Johnny was playing with your keys and chewing on the key fob, sending a duress signal and wasting the time of 3 law enforcement agents. I've heard it all. If you continue to lie and yell about the $230 fine, that you caused and think i should cover, well, i'll quote some legal stuff from the contract you signed and explain there is nothing i can really do. Your auto manufacturer isn't liable for your speeding tickets, are they?
But if you call me and basically say you effed up, are ever so slightly apologetic, and state it wont happen again, i'll work with you and probably remove your fine all together.
Play nice.
