Topic: Met an old schoolfriend

[RupertB]

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
 
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
 
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
 
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
 
I said, "No, she's an optician."

[70CB750]

Reminds me of poem by Martialis:

*Blind
''Quintus is in love with Thaïs''
''Which Thaïs?''
''Thaïs with one eye''
Thaïs is missing one eye, but he's missing two.

[roy1]

RupertB,

Good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!