There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talkto him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
’And how are we doing this morning',
or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry?'
Old Irwin had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, Old Jim took the apple juice off the
breakfast tray and put it in his bed side stand.
Next time he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing,
well, you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked
up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, Old Irwin snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted..
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