Sorry if I've put you off ya cuppa tea 'n bikky Pete but it doesn't work for me.
You can see that walking down the street everyday. 
Why don't they put those pictures on Cherry Ripes and sugar drinks that the kids love to woof into.
They get a sugar hit and a fat guts and become lazy pricks if they have enough of it.
I love a cold beer and a smoke and always have and always will.
A blokes gotta have a few vices in life or else it becomes boring and a piss off.
I love blowing cigarette smoke in the general direction of the fresh air purists who breathe
healthy exhaust fumes and brake dust and anything else available.
Now where did I put that Cuban Royal.
Vegetarians piss me off too who eat bloody rabbit food.
Geez, careful you don't fall off your soapbox Mick, you could break your neck from that height!
Ha ha, but you're right about the false advertising that goes on, there was one pic on a smoke packet when I was still smoking the evil weed, er, tobacco, anyway, of a bloke supposedly dying of lung cancer at age 35, or thereabouts. The lying kunts didn't bother to mention that he also had AIDS!
And what about the lumpy yellow stuff that was removed from a dead smokers arteries? That turned out to be Creamed Corn? No wonder he fcuking died, he must have been injecting the stuff! Bullschidt Artists who think that lying to protect the great unwashed masses is OK, piss me off, bullschidt is just bullschidt, no matter how noble you try to make it.
Oh, and those Wild Turkeys will make you fat quicker than just about anything mate, so you better send them to me, I've already been prematurely cut down by alcohol and pie fuelled obesity, and I take great pride in my laziness (I was gonna organise a national "Lazy Pride" parade, but couldn't be fcuked..........) so as long as those Turkeys are within reach from my leather recliner, I'll dispose of them in a thoughtful manner, and let you keep your slender good looks............
