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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: On a personal note
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2012, 01:38:48 AM »
youd never find a piece of tin foil ,some used matches and a lump of chewing gum in a condom!

Why not Dave? That's where I keep mine......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: On a personal note
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2012, 01:50:30 AM »
little johnny sprung his parents at it,,he asked what they were doing,,his father replied "remember how we asked if youd like a little brother or sister?well were trying to make you one" johnny snapped back well roll her over and do it doggy style ive changed my mind and want a puppy.