Topic: Ahkmed the Arab was sick.........................

[Terry in Australia]

From Dave Benge, with apologies in advance to any of my Arabic SOHC4 friends!
 
Ahkmed the Arab, came to the United States from the Middle East,  and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.
 
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help  him.

Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said:
 
"Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee  on de poop, and den put your head Down over de bocket an breathe in de  fumes for ten minutes."
 
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the  Bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten  Minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific!  What Was wrong with me?"


 
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"

[cbjunkie]

ack! terry, you're offending me! 
help, help, i'm being offended!!!   

anyone who's ever disembarked from a plane in Africa or the ME knows it's true...thank god for PVC pipe!

"'ow d'you know it was the king...?"
"'e 'adn't got #$%* all over 'im."

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, hey where would we be without monty Python CBJ? I had to remind all my staff at a meeting last week about company dress standards and I mentioned that the company rule was "only one "stud" type earring in each ear while at work", when one of my newer staff (another ex-soldier) objected?

I asked him how many earrings he had, and he replied "None", so I reminded him of the scene in the "Life of Brian" where the guy was arguing that even though he was a man and could not physically bear children, he wanted the right to bear children! Sadly, I think I was the only one there who had seen the movie...................

[Rsnip988]

I think there should be a law where everyone has to have seen all of the Monty Python movies in order to live


RKS

[burmashave]

I asked him how many earrings he had, and he replied "None", so I reminded him of the scene in the "Life of Brian" where the guy was arguing that even though he was a man and could not physically bear children, he wanted the right to bear children! Sadly, I think I was the only one there who had seen the movie...................

Ahhh, as the man once said, "Those who do not know Monty Python are doomed to repeat it."

[Rsnip988]

HaHa

rks

[ic455]

From Dave Benge, with apologies in advance to any of my Arabic SOHC4 friends!
 
Ahkmed the Arab, came to the United States from the Middle East,  and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.
 
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help  him.

Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said:
 
"Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee  on de poop, and den put your head Down over de bocket an breathe in de  fumes for ten minutes."
 
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the  Bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten  Minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific!  What Was wrong with me?"


 
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"

Pretty good, Terry, still laughing my arse off

[Rsnip988]

Isnt that what rest homes smell like too


RKS