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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2013, 08:10:34 PM »
Yeah, you gotta be making that crap up. I don't care how many chicken nuggets and fingers you eat in a lifetime.
I guess some people are so removed from the process it could be possible through sheer will of blatant stupidity.
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2013, 02:51:53 AM »
It could be worse, she could be like my brothers girlfriend.  My missus and I keep chickens, ducks and turkeys, all of them lay eggs and all of them are on the menu from time to time.  We offered her some eggs a while ago and her response was "No thanks, I buy mine from the supermarket where they don't come out of chickens bums."  Well I was dumbfounded, a couple of months later we had a batch of meat chicks we had grown and I again offered them a couple once they were dressed and ready to eat.  Her response this time just left me speechless, she was very adament "No, I couldn't eat that, I buy my meat from the supermarket where no animals were hurt to make it."  She seemed offended when I asked her if she was on drugs, or just mentally retarded.  ??? ??? ??? ???
She better be ultra hot. No normal looking chick should be that dumb.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
She doesn't look that bad mate, other than having a face that looks like a horse trying to eat an apple through a tennis racquet.  She is blonde though, and well and truely a city slicker.
I dunno Mate, that dumb needs more than you described. I would suggest your Brother back away slowly and get out of Town.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I told him that years ago, she is as crazy as the day is long.  Too late for him now, she spat a kid out about 18 months ago, he's now screwed ;D

Yeah, you gotta be making that crap up. I don't care how many chicken nuggets and fingers you eat in a lifetime.
I guess some people are so removed from the process it could be possible through sheer will of blatant stupidity.

I wish I was Dukie, she really is that stupid.  Anything outside of her little realm doesn't exist.  She has no idea of what really happens in the real world  :-\
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2013, 03:28:04 AM »
There you go Blue, princess syndrome.
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2013, 03:41:36 AM »
There you go Blue, princess syndrome.
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I can't stand women like that, I lived with one for 7 years.  I learnt that lesson the hard way and tried to pass some advice down to my younger brother, but he knew better.  The power of the pussy.
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2013, 03:11:16 PM »
It could be worse, she could be like my brothers girlfriend.  My missus and I keep chickens, ducks and turkeys, all of them lay eggs and all of them are on the menu from time to time.  We offered her some eggs a while ago and her response was "No thanks, I buy mine from the supermarket where they don't come out of chickens bums."  Well I was dumbfounded, a couple of months later we had a batch of meat chicks we had grown and I again offered them a couple once they were dressed and ready to eat.  Her response this time just left me speechless, she was very adament "No, I couldn't eat that, I buy my meat from the supermarket where no animals were hurt to make it."  She seemed offended when I asked her if she was on drugs, or just mentally retarded.  ??? ??? ??? ???
She better be ultra hot. No normal looking chick should be that dumb.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
She doesn't look that bad mate, other than having a face that looks like a horse trying to eat an apple through a tennis racquet.  She is blonde though, and well and truely a city slicker.
I dunno Mate, that dumb needs more than you described. I would suggest your Brother back away slowly and get out of Town.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I told him that years ago, she is as crazy as the day is long.  Too late for him now, she spat a kid out about 18 months ago, he's now screwed ;D

Yeah, you gotta be making that crap up. I don't care how many chicken nuggets and fingers you eat in a lifetime.
I guess some people are so removed from the process it could be possible through sheer will of blatant stupidity.

I wish I was Dukie, she really is that stupid.  Anything outside of her little realm doesn't exist.  She has no idea of what really happens in the real world  :-\
bad thing is,she probably votes too
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2013, 01:10:41 AM »
bad thing is,she probably votes too
Voting is compulsory here, if it wasn't I don't think anyone would turn up to vote for the morons who run the show.  We have a federal election coming up in a couple of months and there isn't a candidate worth the paper it takes to vote :-\
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2013, 01:53:16 AM »
bad thing is,she probably votes too
Voting is compulsory here, if it wasn't I don't think anyone would turn up to vote for the morons who run the show.  We have a federal election coming up in a couple of months and there isn't a candidate worth the paper it takes to vote :-\

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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2013, 03:50:17 AM »
hey hang on!!,if god didnt want for us to eat cows?why did he make them out of meat?

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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2013, 03:53:59 AM »
Didn't you read what I said above Dave, steaks don't come from cows, they come from supermarkets ;D
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2013, 07:35:32 AM »
In the UK I got bread at the bakery, seafood from the fishmonger, fruit and veg from the greengrocer, meat at the butcher, candy at the sweet shop...

Of course it cost a penny to have your bread loaf sliced, but I had a bread knife for that as I like thick toast. Nothing like eating fresh food, bread still warm from the oven. What passes for bread here is just disgusting and full of sugar. I do not eat processed food! Luckily I live in farm country.

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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2013, 10:16:13 PM »
For sale, one set of encyclopedia Britannica , no longer needed, the kids know everything.....  ::)
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2013, 06:26:09 PM »
It could be worse, she could be like my brothers girlfriend.  My missus and I keep chickens, ducks and turkeys, all of them lay eggs and all of them are on the menu from time to time.  We offered her some eggs a while ago and her response was "No thanks, I buy mine from the supermarket where they don't come out of chickens bums."  Well I was dumbfounded, a couple of months later we had a batch of meat chicks we had grown and I again offered them a couple once they were dressed and ready to eat.  Her response this time just left me speechless, she was very adament "No, I couldn't eat that, I buy my meat from the supermarket where no animals were hurt to make it."  She seemed offended when I asked her if she was on drugs, or just mentally retarded.  ??? ??? ??? ???

My daughter attended Green Mountain College in Poultney, VT and studied Biology and Agriculture. The school was big on self sustaining through wind, solar, farming, etc. The school had a farm and she worked on the farm as part of work study as well as in summers for money for books. She shared with me a visiting future student was being given a tour of the school's farm and Jessica was showing her the livestock, farm, and she used the term meat birds to refer to the chickens, ducks, turkeys, and geese they raised. Well, the naive young female she was escorting didn't understand this term and asked what it meant. Jessica explained and said girl was horrified at the math and that these cute and beautiful animals would become food. Apparently she thought meat came from supermarket.  My daughter has been a vegetarian since she was 14. She feels if you are going to eat meat you should be willing to slaughter and prepare that meat at least once in your life so you know what it is all about.
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Re: Grocery stores do not sell food.
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2013, 02:08:25 AM »
if you are going to eat meat you should be willing to slaughter and prepare that meat at least once in your life so you know what it is all about.
I agree with that completely.  Now we have our own place we will be getting a couple of sheep once we finish the fencing, so that will be us sorted for chicken, turkey, duck and lamb.  It is amazing the difference in flavour of the chickens we raise ourselves and we are getting true free range chicken for about half of what you would normally pay for cage raised birds in the supermarkets.  ;D ;D ;D
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