The police knock on the door and tell Kevin, "Sir we're investigating a car accident, do you have a picture of your wife handy?"
Though confused, Kevin says "Yes, sure" and gets one off the mantle and nervously hands it to the officers.
The first cop looks at the picture and glances sadly at his partner.
He then looks at Kevin and says, "Sir, I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but it appears that your wife has been hit by a truck."
Kevin says, "Yes sir, I know, but she has a good personality and she's great with the kids."