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harleyman funny...
« on: September 06, 2006, 09:44:47 AM »
   Dear Abby,

     I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her
taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a
car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why?
Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what
time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached
the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the
truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on
her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking
a little oil.

     Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

     Thanks,
     HarleyMan

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Re: harleyman funny...
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2006, 10:08:24 AM »
omg,thats #$%*in funny  :D :D :D
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Re: harleyman funny...
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2006, 02:03:32 PM »
Even the better halve liked it. ;D

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Re: harleyman funny...
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2006, 02:52:43 PM »
Good one! ;D
We'll all be someone else's PO some day.

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Re: harleyman funny...
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2006, 12:23:51 PM »
That's a really clever joke. Poignant, but subtle.
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Re: harleyman funny...
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 03:01:35 AM »
I loved that one too


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Re: harleyman funny...
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 09:13:28 PM »
I don't get it:  The guy's wife is obviously cheating on him....with his Harley mechanic....so he could get the guy to check out his bike.....in trade ;D

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Re: harleyman funny...
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2006, 08:10:22 AM »
I don't get it:  The guy's wife is obviously cheating on him....with his Harley mechanic....so he could get the guy to check out his bike.....in trade ;D

That's just thinking waaaay too laterally!
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2006, 03:52:04 PM »
I don't get it:  The guy's wife is obviously cheating on him....with his Harley mechanic....so he could get the guy to check out his bike.....in trade ;D

That's just thinking waaaay too laterally!

Hey, the guy in the joke has gotta make the best of it..... ;D ;)

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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2006, 10:15:15 PM »
speaking from experience?

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2006, 11:19:57 PM »
speaking from experience?

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I wish the wife's beau had something meaningful to contribute to society, but, alas, he's in jail now.  Drug fiend ::)

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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2006, 09:50:06 AM »
I wish the wife's beau had something meaningful to contribute to society, but, alas, he's in jail now.  Drug fiend ::)

Ouch! But there's some consolation in that, I suppose...
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2006, 07:11:48 PM »
Kinda, yeah.  Not a bad guy, really, just a slacker.  And of course into dope. ;D

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2006, 04:49:39 AM »
i think th consolation is he is now someone's #$%*

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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2006, 11:34:59 PM »
i think th consolation is he is now someone's #$%*

rks

Too bad, too, I kinda wish he'd take the wife offa my hands...... :o :o ::)