A 75 year old who arrived at the party with a stunningly sexy 25 year old blond clinging to him. His friends all wondered where he found such a blond bombshell. When she excused herself to go powder her nose they asked him where he got this girlfriend. “It’s not my girlfriend’ he answered. “it’s my wife”. “What???” they asked. “How did you manage to convince her to marry you?” “I lied to her about my age” the man replied. “Did you tell her you were 55?” his friends asked. “No” the man said. “I told her I’m 95″.
