Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just for a moment, think outside yourself... Outside this arena...Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A loud Irish voice from near the front pierces the moment... "Well, ya stupid arse, stop yer f@#&$n' clappin', den!"