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Offline RevDoc

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Church Services
« on: June 28, 2016, 07:52:14 AM »
An elderly couple was attending church services.

About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just silently passed gas - what do you think I should do?"
 
He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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Re: Church Services
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2016, 03:14:52 PM »
HA! I should tell that one to my father in law but I don't know if he would find it funny or take it personally! :)
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