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Offline Steve F

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Makes you wonder.
« on: December 03, 2006, 11:26:50 AM »
No answer to the first one, so you decide......

Q: how does a blind person know when he's done wiping his a$$?


Q:Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Re: Makes you wonder.
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2006, 12:05:15 PM »
none of that made me wonder.

the first one came close, but it was more like thinking of a blind man smelling a wad of toilet paper to find out if hes all set, then what i would traditionally call 'wonder.'
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Re: Makes you wonder.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2006, 08:57:52 AM »
I'm not sure who's more warped: Steve, or KK.  ??? ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Makes you wonder.
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2006, 12:01:12 AM »
my answer was the same as KK's


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Re: Makes you wonder.
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2006, 06:49:37 AM »
Quote from: Steve F on December 03, 2006, 11:26:50 AM
No answer to the first one, so you decide......

Q: how does a blind person know when he's done wiping his a$$?


Q:Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

The answers to #1 can be:

He doesn't, he just keeps his fingers crossed.

He seeks a second opinion.

The taste test never fails.


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