Happy Birthday to Mick,
Happy Birthday to Mick,
Your cricket team are rubbish,
But you're not a prickk!
Cheers, your pal, Terry! 
Happy birthday.
I was listening to a segment on NPR yesterday about this "little" match you folks have from time to time. Seems the Brits are taking their shellacking seriously and launching some sort of investigation. 
It's true Bob, through my covert interpol contacts, I've received a secret "draft" of the interview between former Metropolitan police commissioner Lord Stevens, (who recently confirmed the French Police's original report that Princess Diana was killed in a tragic accident, and the 39 bullet holes in her body were just incidental to the case) and "Freddy" Flintoff, the captain of Englands worst-ever cricket team, as follows:
Lord Stevens - "Interview initiated at 10.14 Saturday, January the 6th, 2007"
Lord Stevens - "Hello Hello Hello guvner, what have we here then?"
Freddy Flintoff - "What?"
Lord Stevens - "You know, me old cocker, me old boyo, how come Australia smashed yer in every game in 5 test matches then?"
Freddy Flintoff - "Australia's cricket team is the best in the world, and we're just rubbish."
Lord Stevens - "Fair enough then, interview ended at 10.15, investigation closed."
Cheers, Terry.
