Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3437400 times)

mrblasty · « **Reply #1375 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:22:19 PM »

Ra ta ta ta tat I shoot off my gat!

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1376 on:** March 28, 2007, 05:24:26 PM »

lay a fool on his back, but what rhymes with that

DammitDan · « **Reply #1377 on:** March 29, 2007, 07:37:51 AM »

The Irish man in the hat wants his cat back.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1378 on:** March 29, 2007, 04:00:54 PM »

Quote from: DammitDan on March 29, 2007, 07:37:51 AM

The Irish man in the hat wants his cat back.

catback exhaust ?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1379 on:** March 29, 2007, 04:02:26 PM »

or as i like to call them "fart cans" (damn tuner kids)

burmashave · « **Reply #1380 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:46:00 PM »

And in closing, I would just like to say that, you are not a crook.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1381 on:** March 29, 2007, 10:03:45 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on March 29, 2007, 09:46:00 PM

And in closing, I would just like to say that, you are not a crook.

Knuckles ain't gonna like that!!!

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1382 on:** March 30, 2007, 05:21:46 AM »

New to the site, just wanted to say hello.

burmashave · « **Reply #1383 on:** March 30, 2007, 05:35:06 AM »

Quote from: 71cb750 on March 30, 2007, 05:21:46 AM

New to the site, just wanted to say hello.

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Rushoid · « **Reply #1384 on:** March 30, 2007, 07:00:56 AM »

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1385 on:** March 30, 2007, 05:49:41 PM »

Please......... Ladies first.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1386 on:** March 30, 2007, 07:03:56 PM »

Do we have clearance Clarance?? Uh roger...Roger!!!

free_spirit_rider · « **Reply #1387 on:** March 30, 2007, 07:48:40 PM »

Who thinks they know what LP/Artist made the 1st one song on one side of an LP? Name the Artist/Title

Gordon · « **Reply #1388 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:33:38 AM »

Don't call me Shirley.

burmashave · « **Reply #1389 on:** March 31, 2007, 07:06:53 AM »

Like many people, I was born at a very young age.

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1390 on:** March 31, 2007, 07:32:15 AM »

may cause blindness

burmashave · « **Reply #1391 on:** March 31, 2007, 02:31:09 PM »

Do not stand on or above this step. You may lose your balance. Point away from face when opening. Objects in rearview mirror are closer than they appear. Wash, rinse, repeat. Caution. Harmful if swallowed. Avoid contact with skin and eyes. Keep away from children. Contains small parts. May be hazardous to children under 3 years of age. For external use only. Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy equipment after taking. Objects shown are not actual size. Professional driver. Closed course. Do not attempt this. Do not drop in water. May cause electrical shock. Do not open. No user serviceable parts in side. Batteries not included. Serving suggestion.

Rushoid · « **Reply #1392 on:** April 02, 2007, 07:27:56 AM »

Some settling may occur during shipping. Not a significant source of calcium. Artificially flavored. May contain peanuts. Not for individual retail sale.

loonymoon · « **Reply #1393 on:** April 02, 2007, 07:28:48 AM »

May be hot after heating.

Jonesy · « **Reply #1394 on:** April 02, 2007, 11:59:31 AM »

May contain products known in the state of California to cause birth defects...

(So, in the other 49 states it won't cause any harm?)

burmashave · « **Reply #1395 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:05:30 PM »

Quote from: loonymoon on April 02, 2007, 07:28:48 AM

May be hot after heating.

^^^^ That, my friend, was a hoot ^^^^

Caution. Contents may be hot. ==> Why wouldn't the coffee be hot?
Consumption of alcoholic beverages may cause drunkeness.
Best if used by date shown on label.
May cause birth defects. ==> Does this apply to those already born?
Proven to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
The following is a paid advertisement.

Not to forget: Your Mileage May Vary

England:

New Zealand is considering:

Personally, when I was a smoker, it usually took me 10-15 minutes to get past the warning label before I could comfortably light up. And I like the "gummy" concept.

DJ_AX · « **Reply #1396 on:** April 02, 2007, 02:46:38 PM »

Holy Sh!t ! This thread is still going?

As I said before... I'll say it again...
I absolutely refuse to participate!
At all...
Not even a little bit...

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1397 on:** April 02, 2007, 04:31:37 PM »

i do AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DammitDan · « **Reply #1398 on:** April 02, 2007, 10:20:08 PM »

Rushoid · « **Reply #1399 on:** April 03, 2007, 07:23:03 AM »

Crap (in a Frisbee).

News:

Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3437400 times)