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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51950 on: January 17, 2021, 01:28:12 PM »
I think as many Jail Stories there are I like the staying out of Jail stories I have better.  ;)


Hey I'm looking for a post a few years ago. It might have been a fictional product, but I think someone was really making them.  It was a trailer that had a chock on it that had a roller that would actually put miles on your bike as it rolled down the road. (I guess the ridiculous Idea of showing up at Sturgis with a Motorhome and LOW MILEAGE trailer queen.)

Anyway if anyone has a clue where that advertisement is, please post it. I want to share some LOLs with another thread.
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« Reply #51951 on: January 17, 2021, 04:30:13 PM »
I'd like to see that too! I've recently become addicted to Ginger Joe (8% alkyhole) mixed with a couple of shots of Bundaberg (Australian) Rum. Better than Heroin. I wobbled off to bed last night after over-imbibing, but woke up clear headed, ready for my first day back at the virtual salt mine........ ;D
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« Reply #51952 on: January 18, 2021, 01:30:16 PM »
Better than Heroin.

Now how do you know this?!  You've taken the Horse for a ride?!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51953 on: January 18, 2021, 02:56:48 PM »
Better than Heroin.

Now how do you know this?!  You've taken the Horse for a ride?!!!
Ha ha - that's kind of funny. Reminds me of the old TV cop shows from the 70's where it was Horse, Smack and some other cool names. Then in the late 80's-90's maybe longer the drug of choice was Coke for the shows.Whats the hot TV drug nowadays ?

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« Reply #51954 on: January 18, 2021, 03:13:10 PM »
Over here, Meth is the poor man’s drug de jour, while the wealthier junkies believe that things go better with coke. Nope, I’ve never had Heroin, but lots of it’s friendly old cousin, Morphine. As you all know, I’m a little prone to accidental self harm, so have had morphine many enjoyable times. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51955 on: January 18, 2021, 06:13:27 PM »
If I recall correctly, heroin was intended to be a treatment for morphine addiction?
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« Reply #51956 on: January 19, 2021, 02:15:50 AM »
A paramedic friend of mine told me many years ago, that if you're going to be addicted to anything, choose Heroin. Heroin isn't bad for your system, so unless you do a Janis Joplin and take an accidental overdose, it won't hurt you, assuming that whoever produced it didn't mix it with battery acid, methanol, etc.

When I was a young biker "Acid pills" were a favourite with my older friends, I remember one friend dropped 8 acid pills, then rode 200 miles from his supplier in Melbourne to my home town, and pissed the local cops off by "snaking" his Suzuki GT750K up and down our main street in pouring rain @ close to 100 MPH, until he ran out of fuel. Those were the days...... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51957 on: January 19, 2021, 06:30:56 AM »
Better than Heroin.

Now how do you know this?!  You've taken the Horse for a ride?!!!
Whats the hot TV drug nowadays ?

Not really up on the latest drug trends but Cannibis sure seems to be popular, especially in the States where recreational has been legalized.   Want a cookie?!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51958 on: January 19, 2021, 09:09:50 AM »
Heroin is notorious for making addicts seriously constipated.
Leaving a dump or two is one of my most enjoyed daily activities so a hard pass on the poppy.
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« Reply #51959 on: January 19, 2021, 01:51:00 PM »
That’s very true Dukie, all opioids will constipate you badly. Elvis allegedly died of a drug overdose, which is not entirely untrue, because although he died of a heart attack on the crapper, his death was caused by him straining to push a freight train through a mouse hole.

Apparently he hadn’t had a decent dump in several months, and had a mega impacted bowel, which contained around 40 pounds of poop when they weighed it at his autopsy. I had an impacted bowel when I had the gut surgery in 2018, caused by the special “Keto” meal replacement diet shakes I had to take for 2 weeks prior the surgery.

This was picked up by the radiologist who was doing a barium test (drinking a foul tasting chemical whilst being X Rayed to check for leaks) who said, “Holy hell, take a look at the size of that bowel!” My surgeon hadn’t noticed it during the surgery, but wouldn’t discharge (pun intended) me until I was unblocked, so the doctors first tried Laxatives and when that didn’t work, I had my first (and hopefully last) enema.

I’m happy that I didn’t end up with a “King” sized poop bag, that would have consigned me down the end of lonely street in the Heartbreak Hotel, where they found poor Elvis, face down on the tiles. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #51960 on: January 19, 2021, 03:12:37 PM »
Poop talk back in da bar!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51961 on: January 19, 2021, 04:07:13 PM »
"a freight train through a mouse hole".   Effin' hilarious.  Although, I have been close to that, praying for a quick death, experiencing tequila induced diarrhea in a fiberglass #$%*house at 3:00 AM.  It was about 3 years before I could enjoy a margarita after that.
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« Reply #51962 on: January 19, 2021, 04:48:14 PM »
Hard to believe I know, but I've never drank Tequila, to my knowledge? It's not really a popular drink outside the US and Mexico/South America of course, they do sell it at a couple of Mexican restaurants I've been too, but I don't think I'll bother, the whole "Lick/sip/suck" routine seems a bit too much like hard work for me, but I suppose a Margarita might be nice. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51963 on: January 19, 2021, 05:58:42 PM »
Margaritas are nice, but I'll tequila any way I can. It just agrees with me.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51964 on: January 19, 2021, 07:30:23 PM »
Ha ha, well I have drunk a few things (wine particularly) that violently disagreed with me, and won the argument. Luckily Ginger Joe/Bundaberg Rum and I are in total agreement. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #51965 on: January 19, 2021, 07:33:13 PM »
...the whole "Lick/sip/suck" routine seems a bit too much

Thats for tourists and Mexican whorehouses Terry, or so I am told!
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« Reply #51966 on: January 19, 2021, 07:53:53 PM »
I’ll take your word for it Steve, I think I’ve got enough vices anyway. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #51967 on: January 20, 2021, 03:26:40 PM »
Margaritas are the way to go. Another secret is to squeeze your own limes. Best wedding present we got 41 years ago was an electric juicer. Working on my third one(juicer, not wife!).  I also make a great vodka lemonade.
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« Reply #51968 on: January 20, 2021, 09:19:40 PM »
Juicer, not wife!

Yup, some mistakes you only need to make once.

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« Reply #51969 on: January 20, 2021, 09:51:48 PM »
Nah, I still got Da Wife. One of the few things I got right.
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« Reply #51970 on: January 21, 2021, 11:09:46 AM »
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« Reply #51971 on: January 21, 2021, 04:23:16 PM »
  I also make a great vodka lemonade.


My buddy makes it in the summer, calls it "Electric Lemonade"!!

Fresh grapefruit w/Vodka is great too.  Send us a round 333!!!
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« Reply #51972 on: January 22, 2021, 01:34:56 AM »
So as magnificent as Ginger Joe (85%) and Bundaberg Rum (37%) is, per one pint glass, I want more. Yesterday I ordered another case of Ginger Joe, and a bottle of Bundaberg "OP" (Over Proof) Rum. (57%) I managed to get down almost 1 litre of the mix before I collapsed in my comfy chair around 7pm, and woke up just before midnight. I took my diazepam, tramadol, phenergen 25's and the other 14 tablets I have to take every night, and I didn't wake up again for 6 hours. Cool. ;D

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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #51973 on: January 22, 2021, 09:04:36 AM »
I don't think I'd be able to handle all that on an empty stomach.


Nice pocketknife, I think I'll start that thread up.

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« Reply #51974 on: January 22, 2021, 02:19:05 PM »
Thanks Alan, I only had the knife in the pics as the bottle of Rum was packed in a special box that I needed to open. I do like “flick knifes” though, I was issued one when I was in Special Forces, and even though highly illegal here in Oz, I’ve managed to collect a few over the years. Very handy tool when your hands are full...... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)