Topic: Aeroplane Etiquette. Actually, not very funny, if you think about it.

[nickjtc]

If someone seated next to you on a plane is irritating you, follow these simple instructions:
 
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Click this link:

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

[Bob Wessner]

Probably good for ten years in a federal prison these days.

[Einyodeler]

Probably good for ten years in a federal prison these days.

Very true.
Nick , get off of your computer, go bury it  in your most hated neighbors yard now.
 Hurry, they`re on the way!!!

[medic09]

If someone seated next to you on a plane is irritating you, follow these simple instructions:
 
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Click this link:

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

OUTSTANDING!

    

(of course, our next commercial flight is to Israel.  No one would ever believe we snuck something past Israeli flight security.  Good thing, too...)