Author Topic: FAVORITE BUMPER STICKERS (Read 5201 times)

736cc · « **on:** March 13, 2007, 07:17:34 PM »

JESUS LOVES YOU
(everybody else thinks your an a-hole)

boatsdickson · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:09:08 AM »

A quote from George Carlin on bumper stickers.
"I have a religious sticker on my car. It says, Ive found HIM. I have Jesus in the trunk. Other drivers seem to give me space when I have that sticker, about a mile and a half, on each side."

mrbreeze · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:34:00 AM »

George Carlin.......Honk if your horn is broken............My other car is a piece of sh!t too!........and the infamous "BABY ON BOARD"!!!!!!!!...........Carlin's says.....mad pitbull,with AIDS on board (even the jerk-offs are leaving him alone)

boatsdickson · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:59:14 AM »

mrbreeze...I got the feelin that you and I could trade one liners for a long time... Hats off

oldfordguy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2007, 04:58:37 AM »

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

sidematic · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2007, 06:59:03 AM »

I saw this one on a motorhome in the parking lot of a local Walmart. Jesus save my a$$!

Jonesy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2007, 07:58:49 AM »

My fave: "Jesus is coming! (Quick, look busy!!)"

Rushoid · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:43:18 AM »

"I like poetry, long walks, and poking dead things with a stick."

"Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should."

"Can you hear my middle finger over your blaring speakers?"

"If you can't operate the turn signals, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the car?"

tmht · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:01:30 AM »

Not a bumper sticker but...
Graffiti written on the front of a condom machine in a bar bathroom...
(Arrows pointing to slot condoms come out of) ------>"Insert baby here for refund."

eldar · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2007, 10:17:20 AM »

Stop inbreeding BAD COUNTRY MUSIC!

One for cheapo: I don;t give a #$%*. I don't take any #$%*. I am not in the #$%* business!

clarkjh · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2007, 10:31:42 AM »

Had a hat once with "Lead, follow, or get the hell out of my way"

Gas, Grass or @ss, nobody rides for free.

I have plenty of gas, and don't do grass.......

zanzara · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:52:52 AM »

According to my wife the best in the world is "Play an accorian, go to jail...That's the Law". Hard to argue with that one

burmashave · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2007, 01:10:24 PM »

Remember this one:

God, Guts and Guns: The Three that Made America Great

Slightly OT: I am a student of the game of speeding without getting/being found guilty of traffic violations. I read an excellent book about beating tickets written by a former commandant of the NYS Police. On the subject of bumper stickers, he was certain: never place a bumper sticker on your car if you want an edge in beating a ticket. The reason is that it will be your luck that if pulled over, your bumper sticker will offend the officer. You may put a Policemen's Benevolence Association sticker on your car, and you will get pulled over by an officer who feels he was screwed by that organization.

I see some wise*ss stickers that are bound to earn the driver a ticket if pulled over. It's just not worth it to me.

toycollector10 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2007, 01:38:03 PM »

Don't like my driving? Phone 0800-EAT SH*T

eldar · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2007, 06:40:09 AM »

BAD COP!! NO DONUT!

ieism · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:13:21 AM »

http://cgi.blikopdeweg.nl/show.php?start=16&id=1975

eldar · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2007, 12:05:52 PM »

Yeah, I like that one!

736cc · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2007, 07:12:35 PM »

Rushoid · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2007, 07:14:09 AM »

That reminds me of one I used to have one my old Torino: "This car powered by Cut Rate Auto Parts."

oldfordguy · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2007, 10:55:11 AM »

Horn Broken - Watch for Finger!

Ebrandon · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2007, 12:53:48 PM »

97% of preganancies are caused by accident. Drive Carefully.

And this is a bumper sticker, but since I work with kids it great:

Notice, all unattended children will be given a coffee and a free puppy.

Gordon · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2007, 01:16:11 PM »

Saw this one during the last presidential race:

I LIKE BUSH
_{this is not a political bumper sticker}

toycollector10 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:36:47 PM »

"Keep honking, I need time to load"

DammitDan · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:28:24 AM »

One I used to have on my pickup...

"Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."

It never worked though

burmashave · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:38:07 AM »

I've always wanted to make one that says:

You Can't Beat Your Child with Nuclear Arms

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Author Topic: FAVORITE BUMPER STICKERS (Read 5201 times)

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