I got curious after Denward17's oil remark and ran out to snap a few pics with my phone, and there's no oil in the top end, in those little reservoirs under the cam shaft...I did drain the oil out of the engine before I pulled it out of the frame, but didn't do anything to the top end after I got the cylinder head cover off...the oil in the bottom did look kind of weird though, it was a deep green, almost black color...I don't know, maybe it was just stuck enough to NOT turn over, like a skim of surface rust somewhere...? Rust can do tricky things...I'm going to open her up anyway and see what's what inside - vapor blast the cases, check the specs, etc...but it's just weird that I couldn't get it to turn while it was in the bike, and turned effortlessly (with no weird noises, I might add) once I got the top off. Here's some pics - I haven't touched anything since I took the top off...
Had a thought: could the STARTER be frozen up...? The starter gear, where it goes into the engine...? I have removed the starter, but don't remember if I tried to spin the engine before or after I took it out...