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What would Jesus drive?
« on: July 07, 2005, 06:35:53 AM »
Someones signature asked "what would Jesus ride?" Well I can answer that one! Do you know that in the early christian church everyone drove Honda autos?   It says that they all were in one ACCORD!
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2005, 09:50:00 PM »
I now know the answer: My bike, with adjusted carbs!
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2005, 04:59:26 PM »
I think it was a Mini a friend used to own ... he used to swear at him every time he had to work on it!
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2005, 07:43:39 PM »
So the question should be if your bike would come to you when called,  how may SOHC4 would answer to jesus christ.
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2005, 10:33:29 PM »
I picture jesus on like a Trail 50/70. Not offending anyone slackin along, handong out bread or something...

I can see the Devil on a cb750k...black, 4 into 1 without baffles, clubmans, 1080 overbore...no turn signals or speedo.... burning just a bit of oil...

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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2005, 10:36:01 PM »
Perhaps a sandcast and a CB650 or a CB750F?

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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2005, 07:35:47 PM »
Well he borrowed my K1 a week ago, and the bastard won't bring it back! I hear him riding all around my neighbourhood, those unmuffled drag pipes are really loud, I politely suggested that he try someone elses bike, like a 500/550, or even a K7/K8, and he said "F*ck 'em all, Your K1's the best mate, and you're not getting it back until I find something better, so don't hold ya breath!" Lucky for me I had a tarp over my F2! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2005, 01:29:07 AM »
Well, there's that old joke about "Jesus rides a Harley".

That explains why we're still waiting for his second coming:



Either he's still at home, waiting 2000 years for those spare parts to arrive,
or he's stranded at the roadside, desperately trying to fix his bike! ;D

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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2005, 03:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Flood on September 01, 2005, 01:29:07 AM
Well, there's that old joke about "Jesus rides a Harley".

That explains why we're still waiting for his second coming:



Either he's still at home, waiting 2000 years for those spare parts to arrive,
or he's stranded at the roadside, desperately trying to fix his bike! ;D

Cheers, Remi



Or he's possin with it or talkin on his cell fone.  Or it might rain and we cant get it wet.
Bragin to all his buds about the hardly in the garage.  Bla Bla!!!!


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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2005, 09:22:51 PM »
whatever it is he drives, it would definaltey have eternal spinners on that thing.
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2005, 06:06:26 PM »
The dude was a carpenter.

He'd drive a beat up white van with extra locks on the doors and a ladder rack up top.

And a "Honk if you love Me" bumper sticker.

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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2005, 07:55:32 PM »
That's it Bob, he left it in my driveway when he borrowed my K1!  ;D
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2005, 06:26:31 PM »
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Quote from: Big Bob on September 11, 2005, 06:06:26 PM
The dude was a carpenter.

He'd drive a beat up white van with extra locks on the doors and a ladder rack up top.

And a "Honk if you love Me" bumper sticker.



"Honk if you love Me"   I was drinking milk and it did come out my nose,  that is funny!

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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2005, 09:14:30 AM »
Its already written cos it sez somwhere that he came down the hill in triumph so it must have been british iron with a sidecar
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2005, 06:22:39 PM »
15 passenger E350 Econoline Diesel with ladder rack. Was a carpenter with 12 other guys and his mother to haul around.
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2005, 10:41:41 PM »
JC and 11 of the 12 would all ride 0030 AD Honda's.  Judas would sell his Honda and then buy Harley.  Come to think of it Jesus may have to ride an HD one time becuse he had to hitch a ride on an ass to go into town.  There were a lot of HD's back then.  That is why Christ said, Forgive them Father they do not know what they are doing.
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Re: What would Jesus drive?
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2005, 11:47:55 PM »
C´mon guys - the guy was Italian. After all, he lived home until he was in his thirties, never had a job, thought his father was God and his mother was a virgin - hey, a guy like that rides a Ducati crotch rocket!
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