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Offline Mike the bike

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Fish joke
« on: September 04, 2007, 05:47:17 AM »
There's 2 fish in a tank
One fish says...  "How do you drive this bloody thing?"
If you can't see light at the end of the tunnel, go down the tunnel and light the chuffing thing yourself

Offline medic09

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Re: Fish joke
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 09:12:29 PM »
You can tell I spent too much time around armour.
I didn't even wonder about it... ::)
Mordechai

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Offline Donzon

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Re: Fish joke
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 08:19:35 PM »
Along the same lines:

Two birds sitting on a perch, one says to the other do you smell fish?

Takes some folks a long time to figure that one out.

Don

Offline medic09

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Re: Fish joke
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 03:36:44 PM »
Nope, no time at all.

Perch, crappies, small mouth bass were all the staples of boyhood fishing.   :)
Mordechai

'78 CB750K
'76 Triumph T160 Trident (rebuilding)
'07 aprilia Caponord

Santa Fe, NM