I've been thinkin' about shipping ya my dirty clothes, just to keep my shipping skills fresh
USA Ebay wrote and said they miss ya somethin' awful

Hmmmnnn, dirty clothes eh? Well you and I are about the same shape and size Sean, and I can definately use some more Levi's and T Shirts, so no worries mate, send 'em out!
Hey, what's yer shoe size? I need some cowboy boots to go with my new chaps, apparently they're "de-riguer" for motorcycle riding in the states, so I'm gonna start a fashion trend here! Should be good in summer too, as apparently you don't need to wear pants?
I'm still keeping Mr Ebay's kids in private school too, but luckily for us both, nowadays sellers seem more willing to ship direct to Oz, and because the Oz dollar is up against the greenback, it's a tad more affordable too, for this ol' pensioner! Have a good one mate, Cheers, Terry.