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My gurl bike
« on: July 23, 2005, 05:34:27 PM »
So, I was out in the blazing sun today, wrenching on my Brooklyn ghetto street. I was trying to (ultimately unsuccessfully--see my sad post on the tech forum) change out the exhaust on my 750K3. This guy comes up to me, "That's yer bike?" &c (I have an audience every time I work on the bike.) During the conversation, he says to me, "I figured that bike belonged to a woman. it's kind of small for a man." I learned from further questioning that men are supposed to rid bikes that are *at least* 1200cc. Preferably Harleys, but that probably goes without saying.

Anyway, thought the men on the board might find that amusing.

OK, back to studying for tuesday's mid-term exam.

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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2005, 05:55:05 PM »
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"I figured that bike belonged to a woman. it's kind of small for a man."

I'm sure you knew this even before this encounter, but we (men) are not always bright or tactful.  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2005, 06:14:57 PM »
G'Day Frances, well of course your wise neighbour was quite correct in this assumption, whereas a 750 was a real big bike back in 1973 and quite suitable for carriage of twin-testicled men like myself, nowadays a 750 is classed as a "mid range" bike, and ultimately, more suited for the ladies. Don't even get me started on smaller bikes, I've never personally been able to justify their existance, except perhaps for children to learn on before moving up to 750cc and larger bikes, depending of course, on their gender.

I'm currently building a twin CB750 engined bike, as I think that this option would be accepted by my manly peers, and would be something of a novel talking point. Considering how heavy and unweildy this device will be by the time I have added a "Barn Door" fairing and saddle bags, king and kween seat, highway pegs, sissy bar etc, I'm hopeful that it will be seen as more than just the sum of it's parts, i.e., two "girly" 750's strapped into a modified frame and hidden by a mountain of fibreglass, but rather, a "real mans bike", as my finances don't currently run to Harley ownership.

Did your erudite neighbour also mention that while it's more than acceptable for girls to work on their own bikes, there are certain protocols that must be observed when practising these mechanical operations, or indeed just washing your motorcycle? I've been studying an old copy of "Hustler" magazine that I found in a public toilet in my local gas station, and it appears that you should in fact be clothed in an old pair of cut-off denim shorts and a cut down T shirt, and 9 inch stilletto heels?

While the first two items seem suitable in your summer climate, I'd recommend more comfortable footwear when test riding your bike, perhaps some colorful "flip flops"? I hope this helps, Cheers, Terry. ;D  
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2005, 06:22:00 PM »
Hmm...  The only responses I can seem to come up with for that statement probably would have gotten my ass kicked, depending on the size of the guy saying it. 


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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2005, 06:46:11 PM »
I used to know an old prostitute with a sign over her bar that said "It's not the wand- it's the magic..."  Most of the people I know around here have every kind/size of bike imaginable.  My dead mother on a Honda could out ride almost ANYbody on a Harley.  If that guy doesn't seriously know that, he's too stupid to talk to.  It's always a shock when the person you're talking to really IS crazy.
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2005, 08:28:36 PM »
No offence meant Unky Ernie, but if you think that somehow your poor departed mother is going to suddenly materialise on an unspecified Honda and start racing (and beating) Harley riders, I think most of us will draw our own conclusions as to who's actually crazy, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ::)
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2005, 08:54:11 PM »
   Oh no!!! I'm riding a gurlie bike!?!?!?  :o
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2005, 09:28:05 PM »
Guilty as charged I'm afraid Mick, but it's not just you, I've been watching The Ashes cricket series on TV (see my other post) and I've decided that all English males must be suffering from this malady! Cheers, Terry.  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2005, 09:45:46 PM »
Guilty as charged I'm afraid Mick, but it's not just you, I've been watching The Ashes cricket series on TV (see my other post) and I've decided that all English males must be suffering from this malady! Cheers, Terry.  ;D

   Ah yes Terry...the long suffering English males. May their days be better...and their nights better still.

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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2005, 07:32:08 AM »
Oh no!!! I'm riding a gurlie bike!?!?!? :o

That's exaclty what went through my mind!!! It's not a girlie bike in my household, as my wife's feet won't even touch the ground on it! Her ride is pictured below.

Don't even get me started on smaller bikes, I've never personally been able to justify their existance, except perhaps for children to learn on before moving up to 750cc and larger bikes, depending of course, on their gender.


I find the little CB360 a blast to ride on the "twisties", as I feel I can throw it around more than the 750. "Own one and you'll understand..." :D
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2005, 07:38:53 AM »
I wouldn't mind owning a smaller bike myself. My only problem with them is their size vs. mine. If they could extend the wheel base, it would be a much better fit. Other than that, would have no problem riding one.
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2005, 08:09:23 AM »
...my cousin rides a HD Fatboy (1100 cc) and he refers to my bike as "The Moped".  Of course I've always theorized there is a direct inverse correlation to the cc's of the bike u ride, and the size of a mans penis.  Even when I rode an HD is was an 883.   ;D
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2005, 04:43:35 PM »
ok/// now let me get this write... i ride a girls bike.... ok what do the latest super sport riders rider?.....exactly... so now i have no respect for them cos there bike is smaller than mine... which makes them bigger girls.... ah... there you go clear and present logic at its best...peace
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2005, 10:46:12 PM »
Pfff yea everyone gets their chops busted for riding a jap bike.  Funny thing is, i can't count how many 600cc jap bikes smoke the #$%* out of any size harley.  I guess that pansy likes getting beat by girls.

grain of salt francesb.  When you ram into his parked $15k harley on your $800 Honda, then who will be laughing? 

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2005, 11:52:27 PM »
You know most of the guys I have talked to on harleys ,its there first bike and its weird how they seem to get this arogant attitude to all other riders of different makes.I hold those guys in the highest contempt.Let your riding do the talking !
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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2005, 01:09:22 AM »
If Harley ever start building a Motorbike instead of a motorised armchair I might think about buying one. On second thoughts I'll go and lie down in a cool dark room until I come to my senses.

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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2005, 02:14:54 AM »
Personaly one of the best bikes I've ever ridden is seen as a girls/learner here in the UK.  I baught it as a winter hack and sold it earlier this year. It was old and seriously neglected when I baught it for £500 and after a rebuild that only cost £200 it handled as well  as my modern 750, possably better.

The bike was a VFR400, 56BHP but very light and VERY VERY small. I'm 6'3 so it didn't do my back any favours. But the lean angles, on wet slimy winter roads. I wish I'd kept it for summer now, I would be going for some elbow down by now I think.

It always amazes me that so many young kids first identify bikes with HD's, even in the UK. This must be something to do with the way Harley manages its marketing department. The sad thing is that these kids grow up and their perceptions don't change. So come midlife crisis and the feeling that they missed out on something they still know jack #$%* about bikes. So they fall for the cheque book version of biking, very sad. These machines then spend a year or two being polished, shiney bits added but hardly used. It all gets a bit boring after a while and they sit in the back of the garage and slowly start to disintergrate, a shame.

The sadest part is these guys never find out what you and I all know about. They never bond with their machines.

On the other hand we do all need to thank these weekend warriors, without them pouring all that cash down the drain there wouldn't be an industry.

Just a shame that they miss the whole point and it's only a temporary 'hobby' and not a life long relationship. 

 Here in the UK the average age of 'bikers' is rising all the time, and this worries me. For this I blame insurance companies. They price young riders out of the market and push them into weapons of mass, rather than personal, destruction better known as cars. I could move into a whole new rant at this point but it's time to drop it.......
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2005, 06:09:26 PM »
In such situations I've found one of the quickest ways to shut people up is to ask them what they ride.  It works with most as most are not bike riders themselves.

So if I own a 650 and a 1500 does that mean my dick is big or small?  Maybe it means one nut is bigger and hangs lower than the other.  Yep, that must be it   :D


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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2005, 06:24:25 PM »
Whoa...this thread started about gurl bike...and morphed into announcements about sizes of penis's (penii??)
and how peoples nuts hang!!!!

I'm sitting here LMAO!!!

Linda, who has no nuts, and won't comment on the penii discussion!

PS-Missed you guys, been off line for over a week...parents live in swamps of Louisiana...and don't have INTERNET AT ALL!!!

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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2005, 07:57:33 PM »
WOT!!! no internet... how do they servive!!!!! life with out the net would be... well......     :'(
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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2005, 08:17:20 PM »
If Harley ever start building a Motorbike instead of a motorised armchair I might think about buying one.

C'Mon old feller, at your age you've probably got a haemorrhoid cushion on your 400F, wouldn't a big arm chair be more comfy? Geez, you could even have a nice "travelling rug" over your lap to keep all those old bits warm? And when you got home, you could ride it straight into your living room to watch the cricket without having to move to an arm-chair? Second thoughts, maybe watching the cricket might be too much for that ol' ticker, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2005, 07:45:54 AM »
I used to know an old prostitute with a sign over her bar that said "It's not the wand- it's the magic..."

My favorite bar sign, which I saw in Virgina City:

"Liquor up front, poker in the rear"

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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2005, 11:18:45 AM »
Linda, who has no nuts, and won't comment on the penii discussion!

Oh, sure you do.  They are just stored and managed remotely. ;)
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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2005, 12:31:16 PM »
well, rule #1 in the Dirk Laguna Book of Motorcycles is "Don't ride anything you can't pick up by yourself"....

I'm 6'1" 220 lbs and there ain't no way I can pick up off the ground some big dresser....and there WILL be a time in your riding life when you are gonna have to pick one up off the ground, cuz there are two types of riders....those who've wrecked and those who will

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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2005, 05:34:17 AM »
well if the 750 is a gurls bike then what must mine be for .... newborn Poodle puppies?

I have to laugh when i sometimes see guys posing on sportsbikes with matching leathers who really can't handle their bikes at walking pace. Mine is so well balanced that I can stay feet up for a good few seconds at a standstill before I have to put my foot down. Admittedly they'd blast me away on the twisties but that's mainly because these days I ride so rarely :'( that I lack confidence - the bike can far outhandle my feeble efforts. Dad's often telling me how he sometimes takes my little 350 out in place of his Triumph Sprint ST and leaves fireblade or BMW riders behind because he has the right technique and knows how to overtake effectively...

All proves it's not what you ride it's the way you ride it laddie!!