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Rocking-M

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No Christmas this year
« on: December 13, 2007, 05:49:23 PM »
Dave shot Santa!!

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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 06:35:13 PM »
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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 06:37:30 PM »
Check his bag for a new camshaft for me would ya  :D :D
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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 07:18:44 PM »
Dave...you Bastard...you killed santa!! (eh..had to throw in a southpark style line in there lol)
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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 08:37:02 PM »
Last Christmas my oldest was 5 years old and he started to discuss with me how Santa goes about entering the house.

"Dad we don't have a fireplace, so how does Santa get in?  Does he come in the window?"

"Yep. that's what he does."

"uhh, dad?"

"Yes son."

"Does he call before he comes?"

"What?"

"Well I know you would shoot someone sneaking in our window, so how do you know it Santa?"  :o

So the story goes, Santa calls before he comes.  :D
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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 07:11:40 AM »
Quote from: Rocking-M on December 13, 2007, 05:49:23 PM
Dave shot Santa!!

 ;D  No no RM, not me or anyone here, honest - we aren't allowed Barrett .50s.  Santa is having trouble in the South though.. :-\


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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 07:20:09 AM »
I'm wondering if they were shot on the ground, or was Rudolph taken out first, in the air, and they spiraled in.  ??? ::) ;D
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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 07:23:21 AM »
Quote from: upperlake04 on December 14, 2007, 07:11:40 AM
Quote from: Rocking-M on December 13, 2007, 05:49:23 PM
Dave shot Santa!!







  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


       Actually, I was expecting to find that either RM or someone he knew, was having troubles and would not be having Christmas because of it! I AM relieved to find that it wasn't the case, even though it kinda set me back for a moment.

                                 Later on, Bill
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Rocking-M

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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2007, 09:48:35 AM »
Thanks Bill!

Hey the Ho! Ho! Ho! has been removed from Australian Santa's vocabulary.
One poor old Santa there is doing time because he said it in a Mall.
Now all Santa's must say, HA!HA!HA!
 
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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2007, 12:18:47 PM »
 ;D   And the mystery of the theft of Christmas Island has not been solved yet. We all know Santas' home is at the north pole but aerial photographs from the early 1900s showed it was missing :o
 

  The details are murky, but it was found in an area just below Indonesia. It has been suggested it was cleverly placed in that spot so blame could be shifted to Indonesia if this act was ever found out.

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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 01:24:20 PM »
aww shucks.

Well folks, if Christmas doesn't work out, for whatever reason... you can write the kiddies a nice apology from Santa and get it sent from North Pole.

HOW TO GET A
NORTH POLE CANCELLATION

    * Purchase the stamps at any post office
    * Affix the stamps to envelopes or cards of your choice
    * Address the envelopes (to yourself or others)
    * Mail them in a larger envelope to:


NORTH POLE CANCELLATION

POSTMASTER

NORTH POLE AK 99705



If you act quickly, the letter should show up sometime in January.

 :D
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Re: No Christmas this year
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2007, 01:54:51 PM »
Dave, you should have been a detective man! Excellent work, all these years I was thinking Christmas Island was a
hoax. Even before hoaxes became popular on the internet. Now you have found it and I for one am happy.  ;D ;D ;D
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