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Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« on: January 18, 2008, 03:58:10 AM »
Haiku #1

My 750
Parked in a quiet garage
Too cold out to ride

Haiku #2

Sta-bil in the tank
My CB is in storage
It's #$%*ing cold out

Haiku #3

Rode my bike today
Sunny out,twenty degrees
Nuts froze and fell off

You get the picture...

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 06:08:13 AM »
Haiku #4

Tried tune-up today
Wrench slipped, banged knuckles on frame
Threw wrench in anger
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles; it makes me take another look." -Steve McQueen

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 01:48:00 AM »
Haiku #8

I woke up to rain for the first time in 3 weeks,
Damn, I was gonna paint my parts today.
Oh well, I fixed my clutch instead. Tomorrow, we will ride............  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 06:19:16 AM »
Your meter is a little off, Terry...

First rain in three weeks
Damn, was to paint parts today
Clutch fixed, ride next day...

Haiku #9

S O H C 4-
Inline four is smooth as silk
No numb hands for me!
« Last Edit: January 19, 2008, 06:26:11 AM by Jonesy »
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles; it makes me take another look." -Steve McQueen

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 03:11:28 PM »
Haiku #10

Oil everywhere
quite messy, but lesson learned
use proper o-rings

Haiku  #11

rpm's increase
wind tries to yank my head off
speedo reads one-ten



Hey, this is fun :)
Give me..a frame to build a bike on, and my imagination will build upon that frame

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2008, 04:04:36 PM »
OK, I think I've got it!  ;D

Haiku #12

120 MPH,
11000 RPM,
Now I'll attempt 4th gear
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 06:08:45 PM »
You're getting better at it, Terry  :)

For everyone else who'd like to get in on the fun:
First line: 5 Syllables
Second Line: 7 Syllables
Third Line: 5 Syllables

Haiku #13

Soichiro say,
"What a great motorcycle!"
Wise man Honda was...
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles; it makes me take another look." -Steve McQueen

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 07:27:40 PM »
five, seven and five
that is, five seventy five
keep trying, Terry

 ;) ;D


Haiku #14

Fingers have grown numb
wind and rain exploit all chinks
engine keeps me warm
Give me..a frame to build a bike on, and my imagination will build upon that frame

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 07:49:40 PM »
There was a young girl from Nantucket....
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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 08:04:25 PM »
There was a young girl from Nantucket....

You should start a limerick thread... ;D
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles; it makes me take another look." -Steve McQueen

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 08:20:41 PM »
Haiku #007


flat black tank, covers
rusty drag pipes belch black smoke as
rat bike roars to life
« Last Edit: January 20, 2008, 06:38:58 AM by Aaron J Williams »
There are old bikers and there are bold bikers but there are very few old, bold bikers.

Quote from: Gordon
Not doing what you can to make your bike ride-able during the best riding months of the year kind of defeats the purpose of owning it in the first place.

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 10:21:28 PM »
#16

A Z1 arrives
The crate is opened up
Prozac cures the pain



She looks great from 5 feet away......



Starting to get anxious, what have I done!!



Give me 6 months and a few grand (if I can pluck it out of my a*rse) and I will have her runnin' and lookin' good
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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2008, 12:22:13 PM »
Where's you get dat ting TC? Very nice.............

Haiku #17

TC has a new toy
I wish that it was mine
A pox on TC

Haiku #18
The muted howl of HM300's
Warm wind in my hair,pure pleasure
Wish my jacket wasn't so tight

Haiku #19
K0 riding to Steve's place
What's this? A drop of rain
Turn back to garage, quick!
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2008, 03:14:04 PM »
Haiku #26

H-M 300
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Piggy bank is scared.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2008, 10:03:36 AM by Jonesy »
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles; it makes me take another look." -Steve McQueen

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2008, 06:14:05 PM »
Haiku # 27

Pipes froze, burst in wall
Mushy sheetrock on the floor
Wisconsin Winter
 
« Last Edit: January 21, 2008, 05:06:56 AM by Aaron J Williams »
There are old bikers and there are bold bikers but there are very few old, bold bikers.

Quote from: Gordon
Not doing what you can to make your bike ride-able during the best riding months of the year kind of defeats the purpose of owning it in the first place.

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2008, 07:08:49 PM »
VF750
Revving out to the redline
fly down the highway
'84 Chevy C10
'73 MGB Roadster
'69 Ford F250

Currently a rider without a bike

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so, you say just tie myself on with this... and steer w/ this?   ;D ;D  ok.  where's my goggles?   8)

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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2008, 11:59:20 PM »
Haiku #30

Don't rev your VF750 muchly
Cams and cam chains wear out quickly
Not Soichiro Hondas best effort

Haiku #31

Sneaked from work early again
I hate my job but pay's good
Took K0 for ride, heaven

Haiku #32

Parked K0 at doctors office
Walked out and mobbed by bike nuts
I'm starting to enjoy this

Haiku #33

Awoke outside a gay bar
In a pool of my own vomit
Beer makes my bum hurt
« Last Edit: January 21, 2008, 12:19:15 AM by Terry in Australia »
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2008, 09:40:21 AM »
what a big suprise
terry finding his butt sore
maybe he should stay with sheep

yes vf need new camshafts
to be able to be revved
without going boom

'84 Chevy C10
'73 MGB Roadster
'69 Ford F250

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so, you say just tie myself on with this... and steer w/ this?   ;D ;D  ok.  where's my goggles?   8)

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2008, 09:59:11 AM »
Terry makes new beat
the didgeradoo haiku
no rythmm needed

 :D :D :D :D


Haiku #31

Woohoo! got the tank
make a few cuts, burn some welds
add paint and bugs, JOY
Give me..a frame to build a bike on, and my imagination will build upon that frame

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2008, 12:25:25 PM »
Aw what? Haiku need rythm
From a guy who can't even dance?
Haiku blows. I'm goin' home  :P
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2008, 12:42:17 PM »
  Don't give up Terry, your poetry is sensitive and moving. This one is especially good.. 
  Haiku #18
The muted howl of HM300's
Warm wind in my hair,pure pleasure
Wish my jacket wasn't so tight
  Just a couple of technical details - 1. cheese has one syllable, mel-on has two, cu-cum-ber has three etc.  2. brush up on your counting 1-7         Remember 5-7-5   ;) ;D

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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2008, 03:23:08 PM »
Aw what? Haiku need rythm
From a guy who can't even dance?
Haiku blows. I'm goin' home  :P

 Aw c'mon, Terry. Can't ya take a compliment on inventing a new art form? Maybe if I changed it to this-

Terry makes new beat
the didgeradoo haiku
no rythmm counting needed

 :) :) :) :) :)

 Here's an easy way to remember

ve-ge-mite sand-which     (5)
and ji-gger of Ma-kers Mark    (7)
Bob's yer un-cle, mate       (5)
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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2008, 05:16:46 PM »
He keeps getting very close.. only off by one syllable most times. (Do Aussies have six fingers on one hand?  ;D ???)
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2008, 09:10:09 PM »
Doesn't everybody? How else to you scratch both of yer asssholes? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2008, 11:45:56 PM »
Aw what? Haiku need rythm
From a guy who can't even dance?
Haiku blows. I'm goin' home  :P

 Aw c'mon, Terry. Can't ya take a compliment on inventing a new art form? Maybe if I changed it to this-

Terry makes new beat
the didgeradoo haiku
no rythmm counting needed

 :) :) :) :) :)

 Here's an easy way to remember

ve-ge-mite sand-which     (5)
and ji-gger of Ma-kers Mark    (7)
Bob's yer un-cle, mate       (5)


Okay Sean, I'll give it another shot:

Haiku #19

K0 ride, watch me go
Classic bikes rule, cars just blow
Warm sun makes me smile  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2008, 10:03:52 AM »
Aw what? Haiku need rythm
From a guy who can't even dance?
Haiku blows. I'm goin' home  :P

 Aw c'mon, Terry. Can't ya take a compliment on inventing a new art form? Maybe if I changed it to this-

Terry makes new beat
the didgeradoo haiku
no rythmm counting needed

 :) :) :) :) :)

 Here's an easy way to remember

ve-ge-mite sand-which     (5)
and ji-gger of Ma-kers Mark    (7)
Bob's yer un-cle, mate       (5)


Okay Sean, I'll give it another shot:

Haiku #19

K0 ride, watch me go
Classic bikes rule, cars just blow
Warm sun makes me smile  ;D


Terry proves again
that old dingo's learn new tricks
pure poetry, mate

 ;D
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Re: Speaking of Poems, How About Haiku?
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2008, 12:18:38 PM »
Yeah mate, thanks for that, but it was a passing interest, and I'm over Haiku now............... What about a limerick thread?  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2008, 12:44:01 PM »
Yeah mate, thanks for that, but it was a passing interest, and I'm over Haiku now............... What about a limerick thread?  ;D

There was a guy here named "???????" that was king at pulling old joke threads and filling up the Shameless Post Boost thread. I haven't seen him in a while, and can't remember his username. But I pulled a "???????" fer ya mate ;)

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=24559.0
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