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Offline Scott

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kiss your bike goodbye
« on: December 16, 2010, 07:40:26 PM »
G'day
Has anyone here accidently kissed their bike goodbye before they went to work, or is it just me.  I mean a guy I know did it once without thinking.
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 07:44:21 PM »
just you! But we do love them!!
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 07:46:40 PM »


I thought you guy's only kissed your sheep G'day! ;D
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 12:46:46 AM »
the sheep thing is mainly New Zealanders and the bike thing only happened once to me mate
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 01:12:57 AM »
the sheep thing is ONLY new zealanders.
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2010, 01:24:21 AM »
I was only being polite and trying not to bring to much attention to those sheep loving Kiwi's
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 01:25:20 AM »
Hey Stevo when are you going to the mountains and where
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 03:07:25 AM »
Quote from: dave500 on December 17, 2010, 01:12:57 AM
the sheep thing is ONLY new zealanders.
Think you'll find they stole that particular practice from the Welsh... ;)
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 06:14:28 AM »
Quote from: Scott on December 17, 2010, 01:25:20 AM
Hey Stevo when are you going to the mountains and where

Going skiing in The Rocky Mountains a week from Monday [New Mexico]. I have 10 days off work, can't wait!
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2010, 12:30:57 AM »
Quote from: Scott on December 16, 2010, 07:40:26 PM
G'day
Has anyone here accidently kissed their bike goodbye before they went to work, or is it just me.  I mean a guy I know did it once without thinking.
Scott
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2010, 02:39:37 PM »
i have patted the tank
but no sex
yet   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2010, 10:20:57 AM »
I only pat the seat.
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 11:52:14 AM »
I've hugged the tank a few times...

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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2010, 12:11:28 PM »
I usually tea bag her when ever I go riding but no kissing!
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Re: kiss your bike goodbye
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2010, 12:56:15 PM »
She seems to come alive when I stick the pump nozzle in her tank.....I do occasionally squeeze her grips really tight....and flick her shifter with my big toe.... ;D   but nothing is EVER  "accidental"   ;D
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