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Offline nickjtc

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Spicing up your sex life
« on: April 17, 2008, 12:29:51 PM »
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men....that night all three would wear a leather bodice, S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they met again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you', then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated: "Oh yes!  The other night  we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.  When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.  My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?'"
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Re: Spicing up your sex life
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 01:04:41 PM »
I thought it would have gone like this:

The mistress got dressed up and had a wild afternoon of sex at her flings office.

The engaged girl said she couldn't do that until she was married.

The wife said her husband came home, saw what she was wearing and said "were these on sale somewhere?  it's the second time I've seen that outfit today!"

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Re: Spicing up your sex life
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 04:26:42 PM »
The wife said her husband came home, saw what she was wearing and said "were these on sale somewhere?  it's the second time I've seen that outfit today!"

That's as good a punchline as the original!
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