There I am, cruising down the highway. Bout 60-65mph, with a few of the ape hanger persuasion behind me ( no, not with me, just going the same way ). I look in the mirror and see what appears to be a large scooter or moped closing in from the rear. Note the operative part of that statement " closing in ".
I speed it up to 70-75 as do the ape hanger crowd.
The scooter/moped is still closing in.
I up it to 80+, and it is still there !!!
THATS IT !!!
I pull the throttle wide f***ing open. On my CB550 that's about 100 or so. The damned scooter comes up along side of me, throws one of them little kid wavy fingers thing at me, hits the horn and pulls away...
I mean rapidly pulls away.
EEEP-EEEP and it's gone into the distance. What the hell was that thing

It was grey with black trim, plastic bodied, step-thru with a plastic windshield. It had a kinda 3 step thing going on, drivers seat, a tad higher was a passenger seat and then even higher was a trunk. Nice loud stereo and a CB antenna on the back and washington state plates. Looked like it had 14 inch wheels and was dead quiet..........
So my damned CB550 can't even outrun a friggin scooter !!
The guy at the shell station, in Garberville CA, just stood there laughing at me and the Harley guys.
What the ............
John