What? Do they sell that Heineken crap in Utah as well? Jeez, I think I'll circumvent Utah when I come to the States.
Ghost, I've seen just 2 postings from you and reading between the lines I get the feeling you're sending out a clear message; desperation! You live out in the sticks, you've not got much contact with friendly faces, and worst of all you can't get decent beer where you live!
My advice to you, mate, is; get out of there! It's a big marvelous world, and there's still space for one more in a number of beautiful places. Just go see it. Don't waste your life in some dead end hick town.