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Offline Terry in Australia

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George W.
« on: September 28, 2005, 04:54:38 PM »
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2005, 05:42:25 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2005, 05:50:16 PM »
 :D Freaking brilliant!

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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2005, 06:49:10 PM »
George told me that salutes just for you terry

Shame on ya He"s aTexan
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2005, 10:34:55 PM »
Quote from: kghost on September 28, 2005, 06:49:10 PM
George told me that salutes just for you terry
Shame on ya He"s aTexan

Sorry Tim, I didn't know, I thought he was American? Ha ha, "Blonde" Terry. ;D (Tank-less)
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2005, 08:35:40 PM »
   Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
 and discussing surgeries they had performed.
 
   One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
 A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.  I
 reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a
 private concert for the Queen of England."
 
    One of the others said "That's nothing.  A young
 man lost both arms and legs in an accident.  I
 reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
 medal in field events in the Olympics."

   The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
 Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine
 and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
 traveling 80 miles an hour.  All I had left to work
 with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.  Now he's
 president of the United States."


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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2006, 01:27:36 AM »
That last one wasnt verry nice greg
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2006, 08:36:37 AM »
Man you guys are behind the times. I posted both of those jokes in my own personal Bush-bashing thread months ago!
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2006, 11:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Ebrandon on October 24, 2006, 08:36:37 AM
Man you guys are behind the times. I posted both of those jokes in my own personal Bush-bashing thread months ago!

Check the date on the previous posts. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2006, 12:21:02 PM »
Man I am behind the times. When did it become 2006????
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Offline Terry in Australia

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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2006, 04:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Ebrandon on October 24, 2006, 12:21:02 PM
Man I am behind the times. When did it become 2006????

It's always good to do a little research before taking the piss outta someone, ha ha! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2006, 11:33:55 PM »
Now, see, Rsnip?  This shameless post-racking in stale threads is causing undue stress! ;)
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2006, 12:56:06 AM »
It isnt stressing me in the least


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