born before mcdonalds
thats old
as long as you can pee on demand it's a good thing
Now that's COLD! Classifying a person as OLD, if they were born before McDonalds.

There are several
of us, I mean several folks that are in THAT category.

Least we're still around, huh?

AND that is a GOOD thing! Maybe
some of us could be classified as being part of the
"Diary Queen" (or Tastee Freeze) crowd.

AND, might be able to pee on demand, but it gets a bit harder to make a trip of much length without a "Pit Stop".

BTW, Happy Early Birthday Wishes Bill, in case I "forget" later.