Topic: pickle slicer

[Buffo]

Noticing that her husband has been distant and distracted after coming home from work at the pickle factory lately, Mary asks "Dear...Is something wrong? Is everything ok?"

Sam: "yeah honey. Just fine."

Mary: "Ohh no. I know you and something is bothering you. What is it?"

Sam: "Its nothing dear."

After a few rounds of the same Sam breaks down and says: "Ok...if you really want to know....Everyday I have fantasies of sticking my prick in the pickle slicer...I dont know what it is but all day long I dream about putting my pecker in the pickle slicer."

Mary: "Good god Sam! Wont that get your cock sliced into pieces?"

Sam: "of course not...I would do it on break when no work is being done..."

Mary being an open minded woman looks at her husband and says: "If it is that big of a deal I say go and do it."

Sam: "Are you sure honey? You wouldn't mind?"

Mary: " if it makes you happy I'm all for it."

The next day Sam comes home looking more distracted than ever.

Mary: "honey...Wahts wrong?"

Sam: "well today I did it. At break time I went up to the pickle slicer and started doing my thing...long story short...I Fu^ked the pickle slicer."

Mary: "What happened?"

Sam: "They fired us both."

[Sam Green Racing]

Told you I was gonna do it.

[toycollector10]

There was a guy did actually put his dick in a pickle slicer and wound up at a reconstructive surgeons' office..

Surgeon says "it'
s going to be do-able, regular size is $7000, large is $10,000 and extra-large is $15000, so go away and have a think about what you want"

A week later the patient arrives back at the surgeons office, the surgeon says, 'well, what's it going to be?'


The patient says 'well Doc, the wife wants a new kitchen'

[heffay]

wow!  i can beat that... i can remodel your kitchen and take care of your wife's newly found needs for $14,000.
 
hef

[Sam Green Racing]

 

[Rsnip988]

Been a while since i heard that one but it is still funny


RKS

[burmashave]

That reminds me of the true Darwin Award story about the guy who tried to masturbate using a running machinery drive-belt while his coworkers were eating lunch.  Suffice it to say, the result was extremely ugly; however, he had the good "sense" to use a staple gun to "repair" his injury.

[Rsnip988]

OUCH

some people are just stupid, i once read that some people put things in blenders and then insert themselves for pleasure

I think thats a bit to dangerous for my tastes

would that be the secret smoothie recipe?
RKS

[ic455]

I've seen some weird stuff on, um, websites , but I've never seen a blender inserted....

[Rsnip988]

NO a man inserts hiimself into the blender


ouch


RKS

[ic455]

NO a man inserts hiimself into the blender


ouch


RKS

Ok, now that is BEYOND weird

[Rsnip988]

werd and dangerous, hence my comment about the secret sause smoothie

RKS