A pompous minister was seated next to a biker on a flight.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The biker asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The biker then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'I didn't know we had a choice.'
