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Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« on: November 23, 2009, 08:00:43 AM »
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Re: Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 08:01:32 AM »
« Last Edit: November 23, 2009, 08:24:48 AM by Industrial Cafe »
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Re: Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 08:22:32 AM »
For a number of years now work has been proceding in order to bring to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automaticaly synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
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Re: Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 08:55:14 AM »
thanks ic!

those who have never worked in the repair business have little idea how absolutely hilarious this is, or how accurate.

I thought there were more of these too. could be wrong.

who produced these?

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Re: Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 09:16:12 AM »
I saw this a long time ago when I worked for a dealership.
funny to find it now.

I think they were produced by some guys in the repair business that were also forced to watch those stupid ASE videos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
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Re: Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 09:19:09 AM »
oh, it appears the chrysler corporation produced the spoof.
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Re: Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 11:05:17 AM »
That's hilarious!  Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh.

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Re: Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 10:24:06 PM »
XD

That reminds me of school...
I was surpised to learn that terms such as capacitive reactance weren't horse sh#t my J-man was feeding me.
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