An open forum reply to Tarty in Australia (who did not get invited for Christmas dinner consisting of venison [and venison and chicken for me misses] and a cake for afterwards with adult games to follow and not too many vegetables , to be held in Canada where at least it will look like Christmas what with the snow and all , unlike Australia where you would have to try and imagine what Christmas did look like)
Dear testie,
I am saddened that you used my dead grandmothers name that her violent husband used to call her after she had departed from this life: (rotty) my grandmother was a loverly women (as well you know from when you used to pay for her services) further more as an Australian I feel this is particularly Un-"sport"-ing of you, and it is certainly most unfestive to make the accusation of "mimickery".
When you are not enjoying Christmas dinner in Canada, I hope you will reflect upon this and ask yourself "Who actually was funniest first;Kaceyf2 or Mr. thorne?" Which may lead you to discover who came first to be mimicking whom...
Secondly and much more importantly, it was unfair to bring my mental illness up, I told you about that in complete confidence and in a trusting manner albeit un beknown to you...
You have now left me in a position where I feel i have no choice but to openly explain my mental illness, and try to convince folk that I am not going under an assumed name of "rotty" ( which was my grandmothers "afterlife" name that her violent husband used to call her and not mine at all as already explained)
A BRIEF NOTE ON MENTAL TOURETTES;
I think I may have a sort of mental illness that manifests itself in a strange and unusual manner.
Whether I am at home or in public, alone or amongst friends , one thing remains constant, that is to say what I think first in any given situation being different from what I actually end up saying...
Recently, my fear has been that this may cause me to slip up whilst writing on a forum or the like and offend someone in a way that cannot be repaired..
Fortunately, some tw*t a friend, taught me how to use a toilet, arse candle strike through , and so this should not be an issue I need worry about undulating, undulating breasts, undulating breasts bouncing up and down, Jane Goldman unduly. (say "River Ribble" Ross with your head in between those)
Another piece of #$%* of advice that was unwarranted, un called for, condescending bastards lovingly given, was to see a suitable non-doc, non-doc vibrator, ,cock in a box with a plastic see through window batteries not included doctor.
Accordingly, I have been running through in my japs eye minds eye exactly what to say and what to arse, arse hair, annoying arse hair that spoils your poo coming out ask her, without something giving the f*cking game away untoward slipping it in slowly slipping out.
The alternative to this,would be to make an appointment with a prossy, prostitute that didn't charge too much, prostitute that didn't charge too much and wasn't very skanky professional person like a know it all, trick cyclist, clever tricky dick, tricksy isn't she my precious? highly educated person such as a psychiatrist like f*ck possibly.
The problem for me with that idea would be if the psychiatrist did ask f*cking stupid questions,
have undulating, make an erection happen want to have me ass, have a tight ass, assessed in some sort of ass, ass violating asylum or other institution for prophylactics, johnnys tied in a knot and left in the park problematic people that society doesn't know what the f*ck to do with have an easy arse hair answer for.
So thank f*ck for now I think it best to leave my thingy alone again leave things as they are and try and concentrate on cunny, cunny lingus, rug doctoring cunning linguistics to blag my way through deal with socially difficult situations that require me to shut the f*ck up carefully consider what I say before spanking, spanking the monkey speaking out or undulating, undulating breasts, spanking the monkey whilst undulating breasts are nearby, Jane Goldman uttering thoughts out loud without first weighing undulating breasts weighing them up and sodomising censoring myself first..
Ros toss off tosky.
P.s please do not resort to begging for Christmas dinner again as this truly is piifull, you have still not been invited to Canada and you must accept this as being an end of the matter.
Signed.
Kaceyf2
