Topic: hairy palms

[Industrial Cafe]

22-year-old Matthias Schlitte began practicing arm-wrestling when he was just 16 years old and since then has been training only his right arm muscles.

The first time I’ve seen photos of Matthias, I thought he had some sort of weird medical condition, but it turns out not only is the guy perfectly healthy, he’s also a young body-building champion. Sure’ he’s not the first one and I bet he won’t be the last, but what makes him stand up in a crowd is his incredibly large right arm.

Matthias’ right forearm measures almost 18 inches in circumference, while his left one is all skinny, just like the rest of the bodybuilder. That’s actually one of his hidden weapons, opponents see his slim figure and underestimate him. But when his Popeye arm does its thing, they look at him with a lot more respect.






i think he's dumb, just focusing on one part of your body.
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[Industrial Cafe]

fast forward to 3:50

[Gordon]

Dude, switch it up occasionally.  Left hands need love, too!

[Industrial Cafe]

he looks like he lives near Chernobyl.
 neck goiter, pasty skin, fat arm.  It doesn't even look strong just full of fluid.
 and his hand looks swollen too.
all that lubriderm.

[MötleyRöx]

Probably popped something out of his neck straining to win a competition.   
The wrapping/sweat bands on the left arm seem odd to anyone else?
What a weirdo.

[Duke McDukiedook]

His stranger looks extremely weak, effeminate almost.
He probably talks in a falsetto to himself whilst administering it. 

[Laminar]

Reminds me of Lady in the Water.

[Industrial Cafe]

Reminds me of Lady in the Water.

[Tim in Ohio]

fast forward to 3:50

OK... now I just gotta ask.   I've seen a couple of posts by you on different threads... saying things like:
'Fast Forward to 3:50'...   'Scroll back to 4:10'...    What gives brother?   Are you visiting us from the future in your time machine? or what?

[Industrial Cafe]

no, I just watch the video before hand and tell you where the good part is so you don't have to sit through the boring stuff.

[Tim in Ohio]

no, I just watch the video before hand and tell you where the good part is so you don't have to sit through the boring stuff.

Oh... well thanks friend!   That'll work.   But if you ever do get yourself a time machine drop me a line.  There's a couple gals back in the 80s I'd like to go see.

I'm working on a time machine in my basement.  Sure, I've heard the skeptics...  "Tim, that's nothing more than an old refrigerator box, with the words 'Time Machine' written on the side in sharpie marker..." 

And it is true that so far I've only managed to accomplish traveling forward in time... at a rate of for every 60 minutes spent in the time capsule... an hour passes on the outside...   I'd like to seem them do any friggin' better...

[Industrial Cafe]

pfft ha.

[MötleyRöx]

Tim, try running in place while in your chamber... oh, and did you add the crystals?

fast forward to 2:00  

[bucky katt]

what   a   total   freak

[72 yellow]

Is that the end result of spending too much time in the bathroom with your favorite girly magazine  

[Hush]

Yes but if he spent all that time in the bathroom wouldn't something else be of gigantic proportions also?

[Frankenkit]

no, it'd probably just have blisters.

[BeSeeingYou]

no, I just watch the video before hand and tell you where the good part is so you don't have to sit through the boring stuff.

And we all appreciate it.  Now when are you going to preview all of Octomom's videos for us?

Do you think this guy may have obsessive compulsive issues?

[Industrial Cafe]

who me?

[BeSeeingYou]

who me?

Yes on the Octomom videos.

No on the obsessive compulsive issues.  That's the guy with the big arm.

[Industrial Cafe]

word.

[bikerbart]

that is just wrong,sick and wrong.What a freak.Why would you do that to yourself?

[74cb750]

I did that with my brain. 
Now I am very creative, but...what did you say?   

[Frankenkit]

lulz. I can do teh paints and drawings but not teh maphs.

[edbikerii]

Screw that.
Skip ahead to 4:29

fast forward to 3:50

[Frankenkit]

that's crap, putting all their weight into it like that. wth? I thought real arm wrestling was keeping your elbow on the table at all times?!

[Industrial Cafe]

so did I. maybe the rules are different.  if thats the case I have enough core and leg strength to beat anyone.

[754]

Heeyyy , I got a leg that is that much bigger than the other...

not by choice, or from ass-kiccking like you may be thinking...

[mlinder]

lol wut?

[Industrial Cafe]

one of my legs is bigger than the other from laying around after knee surgery.

[Laminar]

One of my roommates had an old Jeep in high school with a clutch so stiff that when friends would steal the Jeep (because it would start without a key) they never got more than a couple blocks away because their left leg was unable to continue.

[Industrial Cafe]

HA!

[Tim in Ohio]

Tim, try running in place while in your chamber... oh, and did you add the crystals?

Update on my time machine:
Tried the crystals, they don't work... they're junk.   However, my mother gave me some 'Drakkar Noir' cologne for Christmas... a couple of sprays of that inside the time capsule seemed to momentarily transport me back to the 80's.

[Industrial Cafe]

hmm... interesting

[mrblasty]

Tim, try running in place while in your chamber... oh, and did you add the crystals?

Update on my time machine:
Tried the crystals, they don't work... they're junk.   However, my mother gave me some 'Drakkar Noir' cologne for Christmas... a couple of sprays of that inside the time capsule seemed to momentarily transport me back to the 80's.

Polo and Chaps(the cologne) will get you back to the same place.

[gregimotis]

Update on my time machine:
Tried the crystals, they don't work... they're junk.   However, my mother gave me some 'Drakkar Noir' cologne for Christmas... a couple of sprays of that inside the time capsule seemed to momentarily transport me back to the 80's.

Try the crystals in a DeLorean.

[Industrial Cafe]

Update on my time machine:
Tried the crystals, they don't work... they're junk.   However, my mother gave me some 'Drakkar Noir' cologne for Christmas... a couple of sprays of that inside the time capsule seemed to momentarily transport me back to the 80's.

try closing the door.