A 50-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge, he asked her: "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches," she replied.
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches.
"I was hungry," she replied.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can?
"Six," she said.
"I will give you six days in jail," the judge said but, before he could actually make the sentence official, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What is it?" the judge asked.
"She also stole a can of peas."
