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Just what style of bike says "you", this is bike you would prefer to ride.

chopper
22 (7.3%)
bobber
35 (11.6%)
classic stocker
94 (31%)
cafe
97 (32%)
full bagger
13 (4.3%)
rocket
19 (6.3%)
other
23 (7.6%)

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2006, 04:15:38 AM »
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does that look like a big pink arse stuck up in the air, or is it just me being a pervo?

Thought the same thing, so I guess there's two of us.  ;D
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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2006, 04:19:06 AM »
Thanks Bob. We seem to think alike on these things, problem is that I say it?  :)
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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2006, 06:00:06 AM »
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They forgot the fur lining in the middle. ;D

I wouldn't mind owning one, but that bike cost more then my car.

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As per previous post  :D

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2006, 06:23:27 AM »
James,
That Goldie is an RV on two wheels!  :)
Is the fur lining in the middle a disgusting innuendo, re 'the airbag looks like an arse'??  ;)
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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2006, 06:34:41 AM »
I think of ALL bike as women, lovely but tempermental.

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2006, 06:40:59 AM »
And costly.  ;D
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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2006, 06:44:02 AM »
Btw, why do we think about cars, bikes etc as female? Does the same go for tractors, boats, and other mechanical objects?

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2006, 07:53:55 AM »
can't live with'em; can't live without'em.  the delicate yet heady nature of the adversarial yet rewarding relationship with things we only partly and never fully understand the innerworkings of...

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2006, 08:33:53 AM »
I can most certainly live with my bike!! I guess that means it is not feminine.

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2006, 03:30:59 PM »
I can most certainly live with my bike!! I guess that means it is not feminine.

If a K8 was a chick, she'd be the fat one sitting on her own at the dance, with a single tear rolling down her cheek............  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2006, 04:18:14 PM »
Sure does look like a fat lady bending over don't it?  :o
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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2006, 04:28:16 PM »
All this talk of chopper, bobber, classic stocker, cafe, full bagger, and rocket whatever....
Which bike is you?

I dislike choppers and bobbers. Not because of what they look like or thier function. Because they have become too name brand.

Always going against the grain.... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2006, 05:01:09 PM »
Is that a "Fat Boy", Mark? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2006, 05:47:19 PM »
I guess that is the real deal  ;D

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2006, 09:08:43 AM »
You know what your 2 are..... You two are the chicks at the dance that are jealous and green with envy when compared to a better model!  Women always try to insult and talk about other women that look better!

The other problem is that you 2 are turning into old hens while I still have a younger chick!

So there terry (whos junk in the trunk dont run!! ;D)

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« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2006, 01:51:21 PM »
You know what your 2 are..... You two are the chicks at the dance that are jealous and green with envy when compared to a better model!  Women always try to insult and talk about other women that look better!

The other problem is that you 2 are turning into old hens while I still have a younger chick!

So there terry (whos junk in the trunk dont run!! ;D)

No prize for coming second Eldy, but considering your mode of transport, I guess you already know that, ha ha!  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2006, 02:19:30 PM »
Dont worry I only got enough for my prize, you have to wait for when I am not around to get 1st! ;D

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2006, 06:16:22 PM »
The whole bunch of poser #$%*s out their Discovery chanel the OCC idot's started it and ruined the meaning of the word chopper and all most people who don't ride think of when they hear it it some chrome billet peice of #$%* that some idot had built that cost 10,000 to build and leased for 30,000. Forget them and you see a real bike like dusterdude's or another real bike that was owner built and ridder not hidden that's a real chopper if us real biker can still call them that.

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2006, 06:19:52 PM »
You know what your 2 are..... You two are the chicks at the dance that are jealous and green with envy when compared to a better model! Women always try to insult and talk about other women that look better!

The other problem is that you 2 are turning into old hens while I still have a younger chick!

So there terry (whos junk in the trunk dont run!! ;D)


It was nice the other day so I walked out to the barn. Pulled the choke, turned on the gas, touched the starter and backed out of the barn and went for a trouble free ride not bad for a 28 year old "fat chick"  came home and parked it knowing that it will do the same the next time i ask it to.  And my butt said" thank you for not owning a K2.
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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2006, 06:54:35 PM »

     I've watched some of those "American Chopper" shows and I just didn't care for all the bleeping,   
     fussing and arguing most of the time. Then to top it all off, I've seen the times that it wouldn't even
     start! I could buy and build up alot of "Good Ole Hondas" for what they spend on one bike and more
     people would want them and could more easily afford them!  Even if I was a Harley nut, I know I
     could build something cheaper than they do.     Later on, Bill
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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2006, 01:26:15 AM »
You know what your 2 are..... You two are the chicks at the dance that are jealous and green with envy when compared to a better model! Women always try to insult and talk about other women that look better!

The other problem is that you 2 are turning into old hens while I still have a younger chick!

So there terry (whos junk in the trunk dont run!! ;D)


It was nice the other day so I walked out to the barn. Pulled the choke, turned on the gas, touched the starter and backed out of the barn and went for a trouble free ride not bad for a 28 year old "fat chick"  came home and parked it knowing that it will do the same the next time i ask it to.  And my butt said" thank you for not owning a K2.


Hey T2, it seems like your butt has a mind of it's own? Actually, some would say, reading your post, that your brains are in your butt, and if you honestly prefer a K8 "fat lady bending over", (as KGhost so aptly described it) then your taste, as well as your brains, are safely tucked away in your pants, ha ha!
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2006, 09:51:45 AM »
Even if our brains were in our butts, they would be fine. Remember, we have good seats not them nasty flat pancake seats. So we might have a slightly chunky woman but at least we got a rack and not a  board! :D

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« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2006, 08:45:35 PM »
Terry

Man I go away for a few weeks and now you're on me every time I post.  You and Dusterdude must be drinking the same beer.  You've called me gay, Streisand, brains in butt, the ugly chick at the dance etc etc.   Called my Honda "a fat lady".  Damn this is a hard forum.  I am sorry I scolded you for talking about lawn mowers.  Heres a picture of my daughter Jessica mowing the lawn on a Sears 10 horse with 42 inch deck! Take it as a peace offering.   
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2006, 09:02:08 PM »
Terry

Man I go away for a few weeks and now you're on me every time I post.  You and Dusterdude must be drinking the same beer.  You've called me gay, Streisand, brains in butt, the ugly chick at the dance etc etc.   Called my Honda "a fat lady".  Damn this is a hard forum.  I am sorry I scolded you for talking about lawn mowers.  Heres a picture of my daughter Jessica mowing the lawn on a Sears 10 horse with 42 inch deck! Take it as a peace offering.   


Okay T2, I apologise, I guess I was just missing your witty banter and being a little #$%*, so if you and Eldy don't gang up on me with verbal diarrhea about any percieved K8 superiority, I'll leave you alone, ha ha!

That Jessica's a cute kid mate, and I'm very impressed with that mower, I must get my old Cox with the 12 Hp Briggs running again, ever since my cuz adjusted the valves I haven't been able to fire it up in the 3 minutes that I give it before my mind wanders to more interesting things, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Just what style of bike says "you"
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2006, 06:11:03 AM »
So where have you been Quail?? We missed your constant K8 boasting; Glad your'e abck as Terry has been beating us up verbally while you were away, now he can return to picking on you?  ;)