Author Topic: Farm Noises...............  (Read 775 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Terry in Australia

  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 33,363
  • So, what do ya wanna talk about today?
Farm Noises...............
« on: March 04, 2010, 03:06:56 PM »
A teacher in a  Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.

Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:



"FREEZE, MUTHA#$%*A!!"

I guess there aren't many farms in  Detroit ........
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

Offline Retro Rocket

  • Eggs are hard due too a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 19,279
  • ROCK & ROLL
Re: Farm Noises...............
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 03:33:50 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mick
750 K2 1000cc
750 F1 970cc
750 Bitsa 900cc
If You can't fix it with a hammer, You've got an electrical problem.