Topic: Good riddance

[Terry in Australia]

Sounds like you need a 9mm, a silencer, and a roll of hefty bags mate, I don't think your other neighbours would object to you "taking out the trash"............. 

[scottly]

Actually, I never cared for nines; my preference is either a .45 ACP or a .357 Mag. Maybe I would have been a bit more convincing if I had one of them strapped on around my boxer shorts when I confronted him. BTW, this was gold country: lots of abandoned mine shafts all around here.  

[dave500]

no offence taken terry,in retrospect and this was the 80s,it was probably wrong on my part to an extent,but not on the town planning laws,,we even went to a mediation thing and when we had a turn each to explain our side of things this lazy arse didnt even acknowledge the mediator when he was talking to him,im glad its all way way back now.ill bet he hasnt got a nice old bike.

[Terry in Australia]

Actually, I never cared for nines; my preference is either a .45 ACP or a .357 Mag. Maybe I would have been a bit more convincing if I had one of them strapped on around my boxer shorts when I confronted him. BTW, this was gold country: lots of abandoned mine shafts all around here.  

Yeah mate, and alternatively, if you can get "up close and personal" a .22 is brilliant, almost no noise and no mess to clean up afterwards. Hollow points tend to shatter once they've penetrated bone, almost like a little bomb going off?

A friend of mine is a retired cop, he developed Leukemia and was pensioned off, but "back in the day" he was a head-kicker, even though he's quite ill, he's still a big scary bastaard, I certainly wouldn't like to get him angry.

I asked him if he's ever "dispatched" any of his adversary's in the criminal world, and he replied that there was no "statute of limitations" on murder in Oz, so he wouldn't say. He did say though, that there are plenty of mineshafts not far from where he lives, some so deep you'd never find anything that was dropped down one......... 

[754]

 Is the trailer there legally?

 Hooked up to sewer, or holding tank emptied regularily ?

[The_Crippler]

...he replied that there was no "statute of limitations" on murder in Oz, so he wouldn't say. He did say though, that there are plenty of mineshafts not far from where he lives, some so deep you'd never find anything that was dropped down one......... 

Which is tough-guy speak for, "I've never done anything that lives up to my own image of myself as a man, so I'll imply stuff that never happened to feel better."

[Damfino]

Sounds like you need a 9mm, a silencer, and a roll of hefty bags mate, I don't think your other neighbours would object to you "taking out the trash"............. 

You left out 'Meatsaw' Terry...

[johnyvilla]

Last summer my neighbors brought home a puppy, and left it out every night. That thing would bark every few min, right under our window. We were soo tired that whole summer. The city got sick of us complaining and told us to file a civil suit with our neighbors. I wasn't about to shell out all that dough, and if their dog turned up dead mine would be next, so we were screwed. The problem remedied it self, but what I can't understand, is how neighbors would let their dogs bark all night. I would kill my own dog if he did that. 

[dave500]

were on acreage here,although our house is close to the road,the dog over the road barks a lot,,its a good dog i think but they dont even pat it and its always outdoors,we scrapped a truck at work and ive scored the long twin air horns from it,ive tried em out,ive got a long/long air hose thatll reach over there,so ,this evening!a freight trains a comin.,ive yelled at this knob before,like cutting tiles all day with a powewr saw till 7 pm.and loud music at midnight,he stops if i yell at him though,i wouldnt try that with teenagers though,youll get stabbed or beaten these days.

[scottly]

I finally broke down and called the cops tonight: the a**holes had company over, and started getting loud about 7:30 PM, yelling and arguing. By about 9:00, they cranked up the tunes in the visitor's car in the alley, where they were hanging out, then yelling even louder to be heard over the music. I was ready to call the cops at the stroke of 10:00, when the noise ordnance kicks in, but they turned off the music at 5 till. Fine. Then the yelling and screaming started up again, so I called dispatch at 10:30, reporting what sounded to me like a domestic dispute. They informed me there was already a call in, and units were on the way. He called back a few minutes later and kept me on the line, feeding info to the responders. Turns out the guy had called 911 because his wife was having an asthma attack: sheesh, she had been yelling at the top of her lungs for 3 hours!!!!
What really gets me is that the guy was totally belligerent with the cops, making threatening moves and statements, and drunk, or under the influence of something. I can't believe they didn't taze him. I don't even know if they hauled him off. The OIC asked me to hang around so I could fill him in, but never came back to follow up. I don't think I'll sleep well tonight....

[Terry in Australia]

Burn down their house mate, and if they try to get out, push 'em back in with a rake............... 

[scottly]

Their "house" is a 28' travel trailer, parked under 30' tall, dried-out evergreens, 35' from my wall. If their house catches fire, most likely it will spread to mine.

[dave500]

some people aint go no respect what so ever,,its all me ,me me .

[Terry in Australia]

Their "house" is a 28' travel trailer, parked under 30' tall, dried-out evergreens, 35' from my wall. If their house catches fire, most likely it will spread to mine.

That's easier still mate, just tow their POS caravan (trailer) up the road a ways, and burn the bugger!

[scottly]

I don't want them dead; just gone. Evidently, they did haul him in Sat. night, but he was home by 7:00 PM Sun. So far, it's been quiet, but I hate having to sleep with one eye, and ear open, and a loaded gun in reach.... Sigh... this, like all things, will pass with time....