Topic: Three Guys

[Bob Wessner]

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -– are working  together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out.


"I will give each  of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.


The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm.  I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof!  With the blink of the Genie's eye,  the land in Canada was made forever fertile for  farming.


Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran  so that no infidels -- Jews or Americans -- can come into our precious state."  Pooooof!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."


The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
or out.  It's virtually impenetrable."

 

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

[toycollector10]

Nice one Bob..Different Genie, different day, only one guy.

"I grant you one wish, and only one wish"

"Well, my wife and I love to holiday in Hawaii but we both hate flying, what about a bridge from the U.S.A to Hawaii so we can drive?"

"Well that's impossible isn't it, do you know how deep that ocean is boy, the currents, the storms, massive waves, no can do, what else would you like...?"

The guy thinks hard and says.."Well, I've always wanted to understand women, how about that?"

Then the Genie says, "Now son, how many lanes do you want on that bridge?'

[Bob Wessner]

I like yours better.   

[needswork]

Both good ones 

[eldar]

So one day, adam was moping around. God comes to him and asks "what is wrong my son?" I am lonely. I have no one to do anything with. The animals are fine but they cant talk or do anything.  Well god thinks for a bit and says, " I can make you a companion that will talk to you. She will cook and clean and do as you wish. But it will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks for a bit and says.......... What can I get for a rib??
Let me know if you do not get it!!

[Bob Wessner]

What can I get for a rib?