Author Topic: A dump question (Read 2934 times)

74cb750 · « **on:** March 19, 2006, 12:48:56 PM »

Ok, here is the result: one of the wife's 3 cats took a dump in my parts box under the computer, in my "computer room".

This could be one of them getting back at me for playing war games with them. I had a foam-ball air gun and they had their wits and skills at hiding.

Should I elimiate the foam balls? Throw the cats outside? What?

PS. Wife says it is all my fault!

Dear Abby, said I was a discusted, nasty motorcycle rideing pervert.

What should I do?

Vatch · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2006, 01:10:42 PM »

Before answering we need to know the severity of the situation. Were any part corroded by the cat urine?

ProTeal55 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2006, 02:25:42 PM »

Shave them and stick them outside for awhile.....

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2006, 02:27:50 PM »

Buy a dog to guard your tool box.

DiscoEd · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2006, 03:37:35 PM »

Quote from: Bob Wessner on March 19, 2006, 02:27:50 PM

Buy a dog to guard your tool box.

Buy Two! One to guard the toolbox and one to chase the cats!

clarkjh · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:08:30 PM »

put a litter box by the door

We have 6 cats, one dog, a rabbit, and two kids. The cats like the sawdust in my workshop, the dog likes the back yard, the rabbit likes the little box, and the kids have finally been house trained, (thank God, no more dipers). Now to get my bike back together and make sure it's house trained too, don't want it pissing on the floor.

James

74cb750 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2006, 05:28:49 PM »

OK, I;ll have to admit the door to the catbox was Maybe closed. But still....
The dog is outnumbered 3to1.
Have already "lost" 3 cats in 3 years to predators (coyotes, fisher cats, large earth worms, etc etc) but the
little woman keeps getting more to replace them.
Could it be she feels sorry for the wild predators?
peace,
michel

Uncle Ernie · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2006, 06:04:36 PM »

Bob- dogs won't do anything to a cat in the house. You obviously have never had the combination. Anyone who has knows what kitty candy is.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ckk gak ak ak

mrblasty · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2006, 06:24:45 PM »

Put a couple of mouse traps in the box, this serves as entertainment in two ways, the first is when you trap a cat with one and the other is when you forget they are in the box and you go reaching in and SNAP!!!!!
When I was teenager my folks had a prize winning Yard, a band of ferrel cats would regularly crap in the beds they especially liked crapping in the broccoli and cauliflower. After trapping most of them in live traps the surliest and trap wizened were left free and continued to crap in the broccoli.
Someone came up with the idea of putting mouse traps around the beds, did so and found traps all the way across the yard one morning, those traps scare the crap out of cats.
After the cats were gone we still had moose walking in the yard and eating all the broccoli.

74cb750 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:59:49 PM »

Update: It is now snowing on the parts outside. Most of the "stuff" should be solid by morning. And most of the mc parts were in plastic bags. The box will be heaved into the woodstove.

Can you tell I am bored at home sick?

clarkjh · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2006, 03:09:30 AM »

play with the cats

Steve F · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2006, 03:52:22 AM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on March 19, 2006, 05:28:49 PM

OK, I;ll have to admit the door to the catbox was Maybe closed. But still....
The dog is outnumbered 3to1.
Have already "lost" 3 cats in 3 years to predators (coyotes, fisher cats, large earth worms, etc etc) but the
little woman keeps getting more to replace them.
Could it be she feels sorry for the wild predators?
peace,
michel

Cats are at or near the bottom of the food chain as far as I can tell. Screw Dear Abby AND the cats.

cben750f0 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2006, 04:07:01 AM »

cats are another form of indifferent creature, i hate the way they can make you feel like they allow you to pat them, live in THIER house.... more foam balls i say...peace

DiscoEd · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2006, 07:44:25 PM »

Quote from: cben750f1 on March 20, 2006, 04:07:01 AM

cats are another form of indifferent creature

Just out of curiosity what's the other form? Politicians perhaps?

cben750f0 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2006, 02:46:21 AM »

politicians,ponies... my doctor.....

.. peace

Raul CB750K1 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2006, 06:36:54 AM »

Sorry I just hate cats. I guess it comes from the day one ate my canary. I still wonder how he managed to catch him through the cage bars..

Try to convince your best half to get rid of them. In case you can't, get another wife.

I know I'm opening a can of worms with this, but in Spain, men who own cats are considered effeminate. There is no scientifical evidence of this, but I can tell you that all the men I've known who owned cats were effeminate to my eye.

Thanks God this is the open forum...

Raul

P.S. I devised a revenge against that cat. I managed to catch it the next night, but I decided to let it go -instead of burning it alive as it was my first intention- because, at the end, it was just following its instinct. Sorry I don't know wether animals should be referred to as "it" or "he", but I hate them so much I will not treat them like a person...

ohiocaferacer · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2006, 08:42:14 AM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on March 19, 2006, 12:48:56 PM

one of the wife's 3 cats took a dump in my parts box under the computer

What should I do?

....take a dump in their cat nip!!

Eye for an eye....BABY!!

6pkrunner · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2006, 09:05:15 AM »

You shoot at something don't be suprised if it shoots back. Somone smacked you in the head everyday, you gonna keep on taking it?

74cb750 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2006, 11:18:26 AM »

Weelll, the wife used to slap the side of my helmet everytime I drove over 85mph.....
now she doesn't ride on the back anymore. So I get your point.

I should use the real shotgun, not the foam pellets.
thanks,

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