Topic: The Godzilla Facts

[Fuzzball]

Godzilla traveled to the southwest and found that everything in Texas was small.

The Most Interesting Man in the World now prefers bathtub gin and lots of it because once when he talked, Godzilla could barely stifle a yawn.

Librarians invite Godzilla to make noise.

When Godzilla wants to "smoke a cigar" he immolates an entire tobacco plantation and then stands down wind.

Godzilla heard the sound of one hand clapping and then immolated the clapper so no one would ever be bothered with the question again.

[OldSchool_IsCool]

- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it.

- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early

- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas

- He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice

- He once travelled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just "The Islands."

- He can speak braille.

- Once, the eye of a passing hurricane winked at him.

- At a drag race, he always laps his opponent

- He was once pulled over for speeding, but he let the officer go with just a warning

[Damfino]

Chuck Norris bows to Godzilla!

[Fuzzball]

- He once travelled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just "The Islands."

 


He became bored with golf because all he ever shot was holes in 0

When he says "go ahead make my day" criminals start forming a line to accommodate him.

Obi Won Kenobi was referring to "the force" of his personality.

When he talks E. F. Hutton listens

2 plus 2 equals 4 simply to satisfy his whim

[OldSchool_IsCool]

To him, chicken tastes like rattle snake.

Time waits for no man, but it will wait for him

When Google can't find it, they call him

He can divide by zero

He knows Victoria's Secret

[Gordon]

Godzilla doesn't sleep...  He waits.

Jesus walked on water.  Godzilla can swim through dry concrete. 

When Godzilla does push-ups he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

[Hasenkopf]

with a terrible grimace and purposeful smile he pulls the city's high tension wires down.

[Fuzzball]

Yin and Yang gave in to the inevitable and now it's Yin and Yang and Godzilla

Godzilla's heart doesn't beat, it conquers.

Yeah he's got 'em and yeah they're brass, and dude, they are the size of frickin' planets.

He once thought he'd made a mistake but he was wrong.

He can pat his head and rub his tummy and destroy Tokyo all at the same time!!

[Anti-Johnny]

Godzilla once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

When Godzilla pokes you on Facebooke, you die.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Godzilla allows to live.

Godzilla can slam a revolving door.

When Godzilla was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: Godzilla growl

There used to be a street named after Godzilla, but it was changed because nobody crosses Godzilla and lives.

Godzilla has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Godzilla and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

[Fuzzball]

He's got a custom Continental, an Eldorado too, and a Rolls Royce Silver Ghost.
So what? you say,....well, he's also got a pristine Sandcast cb750 and...it's his daily rider!!

[MidTNJasonF]

I know we are a ways into the relay at this point but for the riders who have not yet meet Zilla....

While his attendants may prefer and crave a nice strong cup of joe on an early morning before the next long ride Zilla prefers a different form of morning refreshment.

Bel Ray appears to be the most preferred brand.

[Fuzzball]

Thanks for the tip Jason, I'll stock the pantry.

- He brushes his teeth with napalm, gargles with sulfuric acid and flosses with barbed wire.

[flopshot]

He once gave Trix to the rabbit and made the kids watch.
He made Journey stop believing.
Mary had a little lamb.  He had some mint jelly.  nuff said.

[thrutheframe]

I know we are a ways into the relay at this point but for the riders who have not yet meet Zilla....

While his attendants may prefer and crave a nice strong cup of joe on an early morning before the next long ride Zilla prefers a different form of morning refreshment.

Bel Ray appears to be the most preferred brand.

So, forgive me fornot knowing a damn thing here but "IT" is the very Godzilla figurine in the photo?

[OldSchool_IsCool]

I know we are a ways into the relay at this point but for the riders who have not yet meet Zilla....

While his attendants may prefer and crave a nice strong cup of joe on an early morning before the next long ride Zilla prefers a different form of morning refreshment.

Bel Ray appears to be the most preferred brand.

So, forgive me fornot knowing a damn thing here but "IT" is the very Godzilla figurine in the photo?

Yep!  Complete with piston.

[thrutheframe]

sweet

[OldSchool_IsCool]

The contents of his taco refuse to fall out.

He chases the Bulls in Pamplona.

He is exempt from Murphy's Law

He never has to go above and beyond because he was born there.

He is always the best man at weddings, even if he is not there.

He didn't like his Zodiac sign, so he added one.

he holds the Guinness book of world record for the longest wheelie on a uni-cycle.

Knows the last digit of Pi

Your best day ever is still not as good as his worst

[Fuzzball]

Credit this to OldSchool: (----this was too good not to add, my friend)

He had a pissing contest with Niagara Falls and it was of course no contest.


and more......

He did Vegas, and it's now expecting----triplets. (and watch out cause what he does there DOES NOT stay there)

He once tried omnipotence, but found it was too limiting.