Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek.
The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it, but I prefer to perform the maneuver on the gentler sex.
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