Wife's Worth...
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a
10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's
problems.
