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Poop Cycle
« on: October 08, 2011, 09:38:47 AM »
Really. No kiddin'. A cycle that runs on poop:

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I can't imagine it would be much in the horsepower department, but that could be a blessing, considering what might happen in a high speed corner.
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2011, 10:18:50 AM »
What a #$%*ty idea....
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2011, 12:54:56 PM »
 That would have came in handy here.
 
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2011, 03:30:57 PM »
Single Over Head Crap cycle?
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2011, 04:12:35 PM »
What a brilliant idea! I've always wondered why cars and bikes (and lounge chairs) don't have built in toilets, long distance road trips would be just so much more comfortable, the only downside would be riding in cold weather with your pants down, but I guess a heated toilet seat (and wearing chaps) would help?

I'm sitting here watching the "Bathurst 1000", Australia's premier car race today, and it goes for around 8 hours, so a toilet in my leather recliner would be a welcome addition to my viewing pleasure! Cheers, Terry. ;D 
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2011, 05:00:02 PM »
Terry I know you are a handy guy. Sure you could mill out the middle of that leather recliner and mod in a nice clean 5 gallon plastic bucket and be able to take care of all your 'business' in the style to which you have become accustomed.  ;D
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 06:11:01 PM »
My dad told me that when he was in the European theater germany had busses that ran on chicken poop.
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2011, 08:19:06 PM »
Quote from: ekpent on October 08, 2011, 05:00:02 PM
Terry I know you are a handy guy. Sure you could mill out the middle of that leather recliner and mod in a nice clean 5 gallon plastic bucket and be able to take care of all your 'business' in the style to which you have become accustomed.  ;D

Ha ha, don't worry Eric, I've had many thoughts about modifying my beautiful Italian leather Recliner with it's own chemical toilet insert, but you couldn't imagine the negative attitude I get from my wife whenever I broach the subject. God, it's not like I'm suggesting she use it, but you know women, they are just so resistant to common sense!  :o
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2011, 09:49:37 PM »
tv in the toilet then terry?with surround sound,,so when your watching an action movie you dont lose the vibe,,the neighbours will think,"whats he doing in there?"
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2011, 10:05:35 PM »
Ha ha, you've a brilliant mind Dave, my TV in my bedroom is positioned so that I can watch it from the "throne" in my ensuite, the only problem is my wife keeps closing the door and blocking my view! Hmmmnnn, maybe a small(ish) flat screen plasma mounted on the wall will be the answer? ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 01:28:20 AM »
How about some Glen 20 Terry? that could be the problem mate.... ;D
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 06:15:06 AM »
I think Toyota and Chevrolet are working on just such a car.
It will be called the "Toy-lette".
But from what I have been hearing, it still gets $h!tty mileage.
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2011, 10:04:22 AM »
I was thinking; the Poop Cycle gives new meaning to, "I'm out of gas."

And instead of asking for a gas can, you'd ask for a bran muffin and prunes.
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2011, 12:34:16 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 08, 2011, 08:19:06 PM
Quote from: ekpent on October 08, 2011, 05:00:02 PM
you know women, they are just so resistant to common sense!  :o

They always do the opposite of what you tell them, right?

It's why they call it a blow-job.
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2011, 02:22:23 AM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on October 09, 2011, 01:28:20 AM
How about some Glen 20 Terry? that could be the problem mate.... ;D

Ha ha, well I'd be the last one to say that my schidt doesn't stink Mick, but I think "the handbrake" just closes the door nowadays because she can no longer bear the sight of my huge hairy arse, which is kind of understandable, if not annoying, just the same........ ;D

 
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2011, 06:36:35 AM »
You know, some states here in the U.S. have concerns about clean air.  I wonder if that car could pass an emissions test?
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2011, 03:44:17 PM »
WTF?  I wonder how much "fuel" you need to run that thing.  I wonder how many people would help you gas that thing up by laying a chocolate hot dog in there?  My guess is not many...
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2011, 04:07:30 PM »
I wouldn't want to get stuck behind that thing in traffic!
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2011, 01:58:05 AM »
a bit more choke and it wouldve started,i mean farted.
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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2011, 02:09:55 AM »
Quote from: fmctm1sw on October 10, 2011, 03:44:17 PM
WTF?  I wonder how much "fuel" you need to run that thing.  I wonder how many people would help you gas that thing up by laying a chocolate hot dog in there?  My guess is not many...

I don't know mate, just park it outside any pub or Mexican restaurant late at night and I reckon you'd get a few takers! (well, "givers", or "depositors" perhaps, I suppose is more accurate) ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2011, 04:23:00 AM »
Anybody know what this brown 'varnish' is on my carb slides,throttle is sticky and smelly ??  :o  Oh and I found peanuts and corn in my oil pan  ;D
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2011, 04:30:46 AM »
ekpent for the win!
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Re: Poop Cycle
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2011, 11:58:35 AM »
I did some more reading on that.  It runs off fertilized, compressed livestock waste.  And the toilet seat is not functional (as a toilet).  Not like you could squeeze off a fudge dragon in it and take off down the road...  Now THAT would be cool!
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