Gonna be a bear........
In this life I'm a woman, but in my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and you wake to partly grown cute cuddly cubs!
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, and if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that as well.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, and he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!
Yep, I'm definitely gonna be a bear
