Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle
slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help
from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead
and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became
alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully
confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and
he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She
looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."
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