Every day a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy.
The supervisor is a bit puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
She replies "It's Frank, the midget."
