Topic: Terry in Australia...

[oldbiker]

A group of Aussies were running after a flock of sheep. Terry was running twice as fast as anyone else and his mate said 'Terry, why are you in such a hurry. Strewth said terry, I don't want to get saddled with the ugly one.

[Rsnip988]

Even more Aussie sheep loving, and centered around Terry again, he is picked on so much



haha


RKS

[toycollector10]

"I'm just stepping outside for a fag, I'll have a smoke while I'm at it"     

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3835651a4560,00.html


So the upshot was that he was fined $200 in the local court. Apparently, from radio reports the prosecution, defence, judge and sundry others were all pissing themselves laughing about it. Ain't justice grand. Actually, it's just a PC frickin' joke.

[Terry in Australia]

"Ronald Benjamin Holden, 34, of Mt Maunganui, admitted committing an offensive act and was given diversion."

What's "Diversion" mate? Is that some kinda drug to stop you lusting after sheep? Ha ha, Cheers, Terry. 

[toycollector10]

I think it is where you get to do some sort of penance but there is no conviction entered for the "crime".

And while I'm here...

Q. How do you double the resale value of a Lada?


A. Fill up the gas tank.

[Terry in Australia]

I think it is where you get to do some sort of penance but there is no conviction entered for the "crime".

And while I'm here...

Q. How do you double the resale value of a Lada?


A. Fill up the gas tank.

Sadly with the price we're paying for gas at the moment TC, that can be said for just about any car!